A mini-pitting

The BBQ Pit
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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/texas-wyly-brothers-committed-fraud-165329941.html
New rule: Stop giving your money to people named “Wyly” or “Madoff”

Don’t do business with these guys either:

  1. Snidely Ripoff

  2. Darth Shyster

  3. Lucifer, the Nigerian Prince of darkness

  4. Anyone named “the Weasel brothers”

  5. Rat Finkleroy

  6. Shark Loanman

  7. Adolf Mussolini, the pol pot dealer

  8. “Big” Willy Suckerton

  9. Crock Noselongsky

  10. Nogood Rottengrabber

  11. Anyone named “Smiley”

  12. Anyone claiming that God needs more money

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Their names do inspire trust and confidence. So what happened?

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And you’re not fooling anyone by pronouncing it “Coke,” either!

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Ha!

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Can we still trust the roadrunner?