A momentary lift

Wait, we’ve got to use the red rubber bands for postal mail? Crap, now I’m gonna have all eight of my bosses calling me.

Does anybody know how to launder money?

And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

As opposed to what I said in Post #3:smiley:

This is me, expressing myself…

:smack: What am I going to do with forty subscriptions to Vibe?

::Lugs P.O.S. fax machine out to field, distributes baseball bats::

Sure, just send it to me and I’ll send you back laundered money.*
*Warning some shrinkage may occur during the process

Isn’t this thread just like the Superman III thread?