What says Monday like a good mole joke? Well, I thought it was funny!
The Mole Family
– A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,“Yum! I smell maple syrup!”
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says “Yum! I smell honey!”
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell
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Get ready…
Are you sure you’re ready?
You may never forgive me for this one…
MOLASSES!
Have you been drinking again?
(I just had to post something because I know I just hate it when the view count goes up and up and no one says anything.)
(And I’m trying to think of a joke too. But I got nuthin’.)
Bad, swampbear! For shame! You go sit in the TimeOut corner until I tell you it’s OK to get up…
<snicker snicker> Cracked me up! :D:D:D:D:D:D
Rue! How could you accuse me of such a thing as drunking and poosting! [sub]hic![/sub] Well! I never!
FCM would there be whips and chains in the timeout corner to make sure I learned my lesson?
If so, then, YEHAA! I’ve been a bad boy!
And I’ll join you in the corner!
MOLY MOLY MOLY MOLY MOLY MOLY