I like to go hang out in the evenings to read or play chess at this nearby coffee cafe. We all like to sit outside and relax and talk. But it is really annoying when this one joker comes along plugs his electric guitar into his amp and then starts to sing. And boy howdeee does he suck. I mean he is Mr. Suck from Suckylvania! The SEC should investigate this guy for cornering the suck market. Oh he is horrible…and loud. I mean he couldn’t suck more if he shot him with Super-suckified suck gun set to super suck. Hoover should sue this suckmaster. And he has the nerve to ask for money. Hey I’ll give you some money if you take your suck and get the suck out of here you sucking piece of suck. 100% pure suck. I mean that sucker is annoyingly harsh on my ears and other senses. He is Grand Wizard of the Suck Suck Suck. He eminates pure suck.
you know, bart says “suck” in school, and marge gets a call about it. she talks to bart about it and she says, “honestly, i just don’t know where you kids pick up stuff like that!” and then homer walks in on the phone and says, “yep, he sure did suck alright. he was the suckiest suck that ever did suck. he sucked in ways never sucked before. what a sucker. suck, suck, suck. you know what i mean, larry.”
it was the episode with the “swear jar”, remember?
“Boy, moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I mean, I’ve seen teams suck before, but this was the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever did suck. Oh, I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.”
Nah, it wasn’t. It was the bowling team/school uniform episode. Went something like:
Bart: These uniforms suck! (complains about how they leave nothing to the imagination)
Marge: Bart! Where do you learn those words?
Homer (on phone to Moe): That team sure did suck last night. I mean, I’ve seen team ssuck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
Lisa: We are not wiener kids!
Homer: Then why are you dressed like that?
Sure it’s the Simpsons. They are genius, I am not, there fore I just steal form them. Why re-invent the wheel? Anyway he was there again tonight, and guess what? He sucked.
um…heh…not that anyone will believe me but…I’ll explain my profoundly unfunny joke. “Moe” wasn’t a guess at who said the Simpsons quote. It was when Homer, in the episode “Flaming Homer” started hearing “Moe” at the kitchen table again and again and again. When you said Simpsons, that’s the first thing about Tretiak’s rant I thought of.
Tretiak, it’s not the Jimi Hendrix wannabe in Harvard Square, is it? Man, the way he sucked, he should have been in porno, not music. He could suck for hours on end without letting up, and just when you thought there was nothing left for him to suck at, he’d suddenly have this little creative suckburst that would enable him to keep on sucking longer than was thought to be humanly possible!