A Morbid Thought Experiment

In My Humble Opinion
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Breaking news comes on reporting that a celebrity/politician/famous for something person has been caught up in some horrific sex scandal and has ultimately killed their entire family and themselves. Nation in shock.

Experiment 1: Which celebrity’s name would most make you go, “No friggin’ way … I can’t believe this … I, as a member of this nation, am in shock.”?

Experiment 2: Which celebrity’s name would most make you go, “yeah, that adds up.”?

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Actors:
#1: No friggin way: Tom Hanks
#2: “yeah, that adds up.” Ezra Miller

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Actors:

#1: No frigging way: Neil Patrick Harris
#2: “yeah, that adds up:” Gary Busey

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#1: No frigging way: Jennifer Garner
#2: “yeah, that adds up:” Ben Affleck

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#1: No frigging way: Joe Biden
#2: Yeah, that adds up: Donald Trump

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#1: No frigging way: Dolly Parton
#2: Yeah, that adds up: Ted Nugent

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“No friggin’ way” – My first thought was also Tom Hanks.

“Yeah, that adds up.” – Billy Bob Thornton popped into my mind.

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#1: No frigging way: “Weird Al” Yankovic
#2: Yeah, that adds up: Alec Baldwin

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#1 - David Hyde Pierce

#2 - tie between Musk and Trump

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#1 - No frigging way: Bonnie Raitt

#2 - Yeah, that adds up: Donald Trump, Jr.

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She’s so wholesome!

#1: No friggin’ way: Gymnast Gabby Douglas

#2: “yeah, that adds up.” Quarterback Aaron Rodgers

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She has the potential of flipping out.

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What made me think of this is that I used to be a John Mulaney super-fan, and then he fucked over his wife and went Hollywood and I kind of lost respect for him and I kind of don’t like him now. And that sucks. So taking it to the extreme … I’d say I am whole cloth super-fan of Conan O’Brien, so if he went to the dark side like that I’d have to re-evaluate reality.

Scott Baio on the other hand …

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Well, you know, Conan does talk fairly often about murdering people on his Sirius XM show. So he could fall into the “yeah, that adds up” category for me.

My “no friggin’ way” choice: Jimmy Carter

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  1. George W. Bush. I don’t real agree with him politically but he always seemed like something of milquetoast to me.

  2. Randy Quaid. He has had mental issues for years…

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  1. Goldie Hawn

  2. That idiot she married to seems a bit wacko…(Can’t recall his name)

  3. Usha Vance

  4. JD Vance

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What’s your beef with Kurt Russel, and they never got married. They’re 72 and bee together for years.

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40 years, since 1983.

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That’s married enough for me.

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  1. No friggin’ way: Micheal J Fox
  2. Yeah, that adds up: Charlie Sheen