A Morbid Thought Experiment

Nut what have you got against Kurt Russell? I’ve never heard anything bad about him. He’d be a no friggen’ way for me.

No way: Simone Biles

Makes sense: Courtney Love

Don’t call me a nut ! (joke).

I don’t know, I kinda find him part of the good ol’ boys network.
Maybe I just don’t like him as an actor. He just rubs me the wrong way.

Careful. You really want to be on his shit list?

No way - Jack Black

Makes sense - Machine Gun Kelly

No friggin’ way: David Tennant
Yeah, that adds up: Crispin Glover

No friggen’ way: Keanu Reeves.

Yeah that adds up: Christian Bale.

No way: Jon Stewart.

Yeah that adds up: Desi Lydic.

No friggin’ way: Joyce Carol Oates

Yeah, that adds up: Mel Gibson

No friggin’ way: Paul McCartney

Yeah, that adds up: Till Lindemann.

No way! Sir David Attenborough.

Way! Jeremy Clarkson

No friggin’ way: Sen. Elizabeth Warren

Yeah, that adds up: Ye (f.k.a., Kanye West)

No friggin’ way: Dave Grohl
Yeah, that adds up: Andy Dick

These were the best ones I could come up with that hadn’t already been named, but I’m fine with them.

I’m not saying the first one didn’t age well but you may want to suggest someone else.

I’ll admit I’ve never followed news about him closely because I’m lukewarm on his music, just stuff I’ve happened to hear about. So yeah, it’s possible that there have been developments I’ve missed.

He just admitted that he has a child out of wedlock. Meh, not a capital crime and doesn’t make him a monster, notwithstanding how such things are still judged in prudish America. I still think he’s a great guy.

Well, that might fit the “sex scandal” part of the question, with the severity depending on circumstances and how he deals with it, I guess.

But isn’t it a requirement to at least once have a sex scandal for a rock star? :wink:

And none of us knows what’s going on in that marriage. As long as the sex was consensual, and there’s never been any hint that it wasn’t, it’s none of our business.

Child out of wedlock wasn’t quite the sex scandal I was imagining. Hell, I have children out of wedlock and I don’t have any hit songs.