Does Weird Al fit the description of “rock star?”
Because I think it’s amazing that a guy with the nickname “Weird” has been in the public eye for 40 years and never had a hint of controversy around him (minus the Coolio/Amish Paradise misunderstanding).
No friggin way-Angelina Jolie
Adds up-Joel Osteen
No Way: Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglecias
Figures: The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Neither are my first picks, but didn’t want to duplicate.
I met “Weird” Al. It was in Vegas at the after-party for the Adult Video Awards. Take that for what you will. 
I met him after one of his concerts in Merrillville, Indiana. Make of that what you will.
I’m sort of surprised that anyone put trump in the “that adds up” column. I had him in the “no friggin way” column. Hear me out …
So 3 yesses and a no. But it takes all 4 yesses to make a “that adds up”. Any hard no makes it a “no friggin way.”
Agreed. Both for the reasons you state, and that he’s a Fucking Coward.
There was also the time he used a now-disfavored term for disabled people:
No Way: perhaps Drew Barrymore
Figures: Kirk Cameron
Not sure about a ‘no way’, too many to consider.
Andy Dick - Yeah, that adds up.
That’s only a 16 gauge wedding, not a full, double-barrel 12 gauge.
I heard he was dead.
No way: Alecia Beth Moore, aka Pink
Adds up: Billy Bob Thornton
I could have picked Dolly Parton for #1 too.
No way: Michael Palin
Adds up: (throws a dart at the choices) Chevy Chase
No way: Moo Deng, just too much of a blob, sorry Moo if you’re reading this.
Of course: Prince Charles (new U.K. King) - family of pedos, he snarls about speedy pen access
Kurt Russell? No, he’s still very much alive.