It’s surprising how often dopers use the word ‘cucumber’.
I cucumber don’t cucumber agree. I cucumber can’t cucumber remember cucumber the cucumber last cucumber time cucumber somebody cucumber used cucumber that cucumber word cucumber.
I think that’s youre cue, cumber.
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Most definitely. Thank you, Cumber for pointing that out.
[sub]Doing a little ego searching eh?[/sub]
I really don’t know why I entered this queue, Cumber…
Last night, before going bowling, my friends and I went to a pool hall called Ball & Cue, Cumber!
Already heard that one today even. 
Oh and btw guys, ‘cumber’ on it’s own is a word you know (if rather obscure), so you don’t even have to resort to cucumbers to poke fun at me (person who originally pointed that out to me gets the award for the only original Cumber joke I heard yet :)).
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Can’t really call it ego searching. :([/sub]
We get to poke you with cucumbers?
YAY!
Count me in!
poke, poke
I’d also like to point out that an inordinate amount of things seem to drive my fellow Dopers particularly “batty”.
snort
You two think that you’ve got it bad…
Searching through long posts only to find screeching people and tires is not really cumbersome but more of an annoyance that drives me batt…
Oops, sorry, Jack.
Funny, I usually only find me.
Guess I may actually be original.
Nyah, nyah!!!
[sub]This will come back to haunt me when someone starts a mythology thread and confuses me all to heck.[/sub]
I’m amazed at how often the word “stranger” is misspelled as “strainger.” I can think of at least three occasions where this has happened. Maybe I’m just on people’s subconscious.
Folks feel compelled to use the word “vixen”, too. Good thing, too, or those vanity searches would really be useless.
:rolleyes:
I never have that problem. Just try to work Slortar into a conversation as anything but a proper noun… :rolleyes:
Good thing; as that would be cumbersome.
Oddly enough I can’t recall anyone turning Monster into a pun. Although I can’t imagine it being too difficult.
I was working on I80 yesterday, putting down topcoating on the road. I guess I was going a little too fast, cause my coworker kept yelling “Slower on the tar…Slowrtar…Slortar!”
After my first job, I went to the Jamacian restaurant where I work my second job. The authentic Jamacian chef was also yelling at me cause I had the blender on stir instead of on the right setting. He just yelled over and over:“Hey Mon, put it on stir, Mon,stir…”
I need a vacation, badly.
Oh, you oughtta see how often Dopers say sunshine. Especially when someone gets too fuzzy-bunny in the Pit and they call the “Sunshine and Lollipop Brigade”
Vanity searches always turn up numerous threads for me, none of which are actually speaking about me.
I wish people would come up with a better ‘crazy’ insult than lunatic. How 'bout nutjob? Wacko? Maniac? Pyscho? Screwball? I’m sure that jarbaby could probably come up with twenty dozen better insults on command. But no, every slightly unstable person has to be a “lunatic”. ::sigh:: Maybe I should change my name to something like Chorgle Hernak.