It does if you use the cheap stuff.
Twist apart Oreo.
Lick off the icing.
Stick both brown cookies to each nipple.
Jump around the room shouting “Kawboogle-fwappa-fwappa”.
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Profit!!
What about the g-string made out of Redi-Whip?
You do realize that at the point where an oreo/Bailey’s ice cream cake is sitting in front of me, it doesn’t freakin’ matter, right?
I am envious.
Well played, sir.
So, they’re Colin Powell-colored, you’re saying?
I invite you to the Lapstone Pub, Fair Oak, where Oreo/Baileys Icecream Cake is on the menu - courtesy of my good wife (and by good I mean - she sometimes makes one at home, too)
Si
I is not!
I don’t wanna end up like the “Aaron Burr” guy in the museum and have my mouth too full to talk. I usually fend people away from my Oreos with a long, pointy stick.
Well, you see…the two brown cookies are coupling…why do you think there’s wuite stuff stuck between the two? Why do you think it’s a special recipe.
You dont’ ask where Slurm comes from, and you don’t ask where the white stuff comes from.
Funny - For the first time in my life, I don’t want an Oreo.
Okay - I went to the grocery store next to my office and bought at pack of cookies. I have a small sample of a few cookies on a paper towel. I can tell you by looking at this cookie that the left over crumbs definitely appear black.
I think I’ll have to run some more tests.
Multiple trials is the scientific way to go.
WTF - do you have a video camera set up at my house or something? :eek: :eek: :eek:
er…
what I meant to say was, surely you realize that with the icing removed, the cookies wouldn’t STICK regardless of what you say while dancing. . 
:smack:
damn
better quit before I embarass myself further 
Yes, for some reason, my sample sets keep getting smaller.
I believe that the answer is that they are Oreo colored.
You’re welcome.
You just need to acquire more test subjects. I understand they congregate at supermarkets.
Oreos are dark brown. More importantly, they are not black. Black is the wrong answer. People who say they are black should be punished for their wrongness by means of public humiliation.
If you’ll do this at the picture show, we can all sing along.
I got a Costco box of cookies for Christmas last year. * nosh *
They’re black. Deep black. Any hint of brown you see is merely a crippled sunbeam that managed to escape total absorption by the inky blackness that is the Oreo. My good friend Cthulu eats Oreos, it says they’re “Ghhrrrrischlikkjotrik” and if that’s not black I don’t know what is.