I hate the creme in Oreos

Why can’t they make the same cookie—the same exact cookie without that icky sweet filling. What’s worse is they even double stuff it. I want plain Oreo cookies…not the
Nabisco Chocolate Wafers which are great, but thinner…just the Darn cookie!

Heck, I was able to buy a whole jar of those crappy mini dried marshmallow thingies,why not creme less cookies?

Oreo No Stufs? Sounds intriguing…

You’re a marketing genius! I’d buy them

Nabisco’s Chocolate Wafers.
I don’t know how close they are to Oreo’s though.

Sounds a lot like what I thought of the Oreo cereal without putting milk in it. Or those 100 calorie packs. (Don’t know if either still exist.)

Me, I think that, while the filling isn’t all that good on its own, it helps mellow out the chocolate.

Yeah, that stuff’s pretty gross (and to call it “creme,” frankly, gives it WAAAAAY too much credit). We “Merkans” are pretty good at doing “gross” when it comes to our snacks and desserts. Every so often I have the urge (for some reason. Don’t ask me why) to snack on an Oreo® or two. Once I have done so that urge is gone and doesn’t come back to me again for a LOOOOOONG time.

You know they do, right? Get the blasphemy that is Oreo 100 calorie packs and you’ll have what you want. Here you go

And after you make those, please make me chocolate chip cookies without the chips. Please!

I know it’s sooooooo wrong that it can never be right, but please make me some Oreo creme in a jar to dip my cookie-oreos in, please. Oreo All-Stuff! :smiley:
Let’s never speak of this again.

The stuff in the middle is my favorite part, so an all stuff sounds good to me.

Half the time, I throw away the cookie part. :slight_smile:

You people are broken.

I’m going to shift this over to Cafe Society.

Double-stuff is too much for me, but regular oreos are ambrosia.

Next, you’ll want naked pizza crust without toppings.

I think you need to hie thyself to a support group, Baldy :wink:

Did you know they make Mega-Stuf now?

How about Roll Your Own Oreos? You get the sleeve of plain cookies, plus a little tub of filling, and a plastic knife, and do your own thing. They can charge more for the cuteness factor.

Emphasize freedom of choice, diversity, alternative lifestyles, and The American Way. Good for the upcoming election year.

Alternative names:
Stuff 'Em Yourself!
Spread 'Em Yourself!
I’ll Spread My Own!

I’m sure y’all can come up with appropriately obscene storyboards.

It’s basically just lard and sugar (ok, since the 90s, it’s basically been Crisco and sugar), so, if you wanted to, it shouldn’t be too difficult to whip some up at home.

Kinda exists- there’s Oreo brand handi snacks that are separate cookies and filling.

Actually, I love those. Whenever I make chocolate chip cookies, I bake half the batch without chips, then add chips and bake the rest.