Why can’t they make the same cookie—the same exact cookie without that icky sweet filling. What’s worse is they even double stuff it. I want plain Oreo cookies…not the
Nabisco Chocolate Wafers which are great, but thinner…just the Darn cookie!
Heck, I was able to buy a whole jar of those crappy mini dried marshmallow thingies,why not creme less cookies?
Yeah, that stuff’s pretty gross (and to call it “creme,” frankly, gives it WAAAAAY too much credit). We “Merkans” are pretty good at doing “gross” when it comes to our snacks and desserts. Every so often I have the urge (for some reason. Don’t ask me why) to snack on an Oreo® or two. Once I have done so that urge is gone and doesn’t come back to me again for a LOOOOOONG time.
I know it’s sooooooo wrong that it can never be right, but please make me some Oreo creme in a jar to dip my cookie-oreos in, please. Oreo All-Stuff!
Let’s never speak of this again.
How about Roll Your Own Oreos? You get the sleeve of plain cookies, plus a little tub of filling, and a plastic knife, and do your own thing. They can charge more for the cuteness factor.
Emphasize freedom of choice, diversity, alternative lifestyles, and The American Way. Good for the upcoming election year.
Alternative names: Stuff 'Em Yourself!
Spread 'Em Yourself!
I’ll Spread My Own!
I’m sure y’all can come up with appropriately obscene storyboards.
It’s basically just lard and sugar (ok, since the 90s, it’s basically been Crisco and sugar), so, if you wanted to, it shouldn’t be too difficult to whip some up at home.