I don’t care what anyone else thinks.
This is wrong. Wrong Wrong Wrong.
No need to worry, it’s just recursion. Or as we like to say, it’s cookies all the way down.
The Department of Redundancy Department called; they want their poster child back.
I love Oreos, but my nephew is one of those who lost his job in Chicago because of the move to Mexico. So I haven’t been able to buy a package since I heard. Although I guess I could buy them while he still has his job. I guess I have a very flexible conscience.
Anyway, I like regular and double stuffed Oreos. I liked Uh-Ohs, with the vanilla cookie and chocolate cream, and I even will eat the ones with one vanilla cookie and one chocolate cookie. But the rest of the favors? Nope. Don’t want them.
Oy vey, inbred cookies!
So, not Kosher.
Wow. All this time it never dawned on my that the various ‘cookies and creme’ candies were Oreo-ish flavorings.
Have you tried the new cola flavored Pepsi?
This is the kind of thing to tell an evil super computer so that it shorts out.
They couldn’t call them Hydrox-flavored Oreos for legal reasons.
This reminds me of Jim Gaffigan’s Hot Pockets discussion about all their newfangled varieties: pot pie-flavored hot pockets and the like. His idea was the hot pocket-flavored hot pocket: “it tastes just like a hot pocket.”
I can’t wait until someone figures out how to market bacon flavored bacon.
What are you, some kind of radical?
But seriously, I heard they used to make potato chips that were flavored like potatoes, with no lime at all.
Maybe someone will market ice cream made from these.
And some day in the future, there will be “Cookies and Creme flavored Oreos” flavored Oreos.
Moving to Cafe Society.
Personally, I don’t understand the appeal of “cookies and creme flavor” to begin with. I love cookies and creme ice cream, but that’s all about the texture: The cookie chunks soaked in the dairy mixture and frozen get that lovely firm-but-yielding quality to them. If you’re not getting that, then what’s the point? Just call it “chocolate”.
Not quite, they’re Cookies and Cookies and Cream, so it’s stops at one iteration. Still, I’d buy them.
No? That’s the idea.
I bought some cow manure that was ranch flavored.
Yo Dawg, I heard you like Oreos…