it isn’t an Oreo!
Just ate 14 of the little bastards. Yum!
This was my pregnancy addiction. Except it HAD to be Double Stuff.
Now I’m all hungry.
PHAH!!! Late uppitty copycat. Gimme my Hydrox
Keebler Vienna Fingers - your teeth don’t look as freaky when you’re thru eating those - and they taste pretty much the same (except they’re not chocolate)
Do not accept cheesy substitutes. It’s Oreos or nothing.
(Did you ever forget you ate a mess of Oreos and then went out immediately afterward and someone told you your teeth were black? I hate when that happens.)
What a delightful brand name for cookies. No wonder they tanked.
That sounds rather like a dread disease!
“Hey guys! Has the party already started? I got the Droxies!”
“Ew! Get to the Doctor but bring not this plague upon us!”
By the way…Oreos as the first solid food after 4 days of flu…bad idea. I don’t feel so good. 
When I lived in Australia, I found a local store selling them. They were made in Indonesia. After eating just one, I threw away the rest of the package. About as bad as eating anything made by Arrnot’s (except for the Tim Tams!).
From then on, only OREO Care Packages from The States would suffice.
The golden ones are the finest foodstuff created since the advent of Quisp.
:eek:
It was *you * who gave me the flu! YOU!
Ah, well. crosses Oreos off the grocery list for tonight
Awww, guys, haven’t you figured it out yet? Don’t eat the cooked stuff. Chocolate chip cookie dough is the best thing out there now that manna no longer falls from heaven.
At Costco, they sell chocolate chip cookie dough by the tub. THE TUB!! And people say there’s no God!
Fools! The only true cookies are Girl Scout Thin Mints! :mad:
"Little girls have pretty curls,
But I like Oreos.
Girls are nice, but oh what ice-
ing comes with Oreos!
Oreos the best because,
it’s the very best cookie
ev er was!
Little girls have pretty curls,
but I like Oreos.
Over-consumption of Oreos can cause a frighteningly black bowel movement.
Last year I had a stomach operation and they fed me through a tube for a few months. I was jonesin’ bad for double stuffs. when I finally was allowed to have them, well, it wasn’t the ecstasy I was expecting…
I just got back from the grocery store and didn’t buy a single cookie there… because the Girl Scouts were selling cookies out front! Yes! We finished off 4 boxes of Thin Mints in 4 days, so I bought some more.
Great in the freezer, over ice cream!
14 in a ROW? You must be able to tolerate sweets well - my limit is 3. If I went beyond that I’d start feeling the yeeurghs.
But yeah, nothing beats a real Oreo. Did you know the very first Oreos had lemon filling? Yes, they did.
You must like your ice cream really hard to actually eat it IN the freezer! :eek:
I dunno. Drop the “r” and they can come to my party anytime! 