A lot of people apply for public housing, and not all of them have got their frequencies completely dialed in, if you knowed whut I mean, Vern. We get a lot of the slack-jawed, the no-chinned, the jug-eared, and just plain out-there types who move to Alaska to commune with the gods or their sisters or even those whose presence is not made known to the mortal man.
A recent applicant insisted that he be allowed to include a checkbox on the application, under the heading of “race”, of “LMH”. He insisted that he was a member of this race and that there are only a few of them presently existing. He would not elaborate on what “LMH” meant.
Does anybody have a clue? 'Cuz unless he thinks that “Mohican” is two words, I’m afraid he’s deluded. But maybe I’m missing some important information and I’m the one whose cheese has gone moldy.