I think this is the appropriate time to declare that I have a crush on Coldfire.
I have to leave this thread because I am now blushing like a schoolgirl.
Why, thank you ma’am 
OK, enough of that. Back to work, you slackers! There’s ignorance to be fought.
Wait… MPSIMS, eh? Scrap that command.
And I don’t seem to be a moderator. I’m a “registered”, for some reason 
So the anomalous ColdyClogs is a our new mod… Good thing I already sucked up to him the the Eurodopefest pics thread. 
Does this mean I have to stop picking on you now? Damnit.
Congrats on mod-ship, Coldfire!
<chant> Move those threads! Sort out those schmucks! Ban those trolls! </chant>
Well, for some reason your name is up at the top of the forum page, right next to Euty and UncaBeer. Congrats! :wally
Congratulations Coldie! The votes for the new moderator position were narrowed down to you and Jack Dean Tyler. Word has it that you were ahead by a foreskin.
Congrats clog boy.
And NOW its on the forum page. Congrats, Coldfire.
Naw, now you have more to give him a hard time about.
Welcome, Coldie. I’m looking forward to divvying up the MPSIMS women with ya. We did tell you about the sex benefits, didn’t we? I know ya don’t get paid for this, but you do get this bit of compensation. Or at least that’s what I was told. Go ahead, you pick first.
Ha! I knew that drinking with you would come in handy one day.
Congratulations, lad. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!
Now that I’ve thoroughly sucked up you, I’m outta here.
Congrats, ColdyClogs!
Thank you, thank you all.
UncleBeer: free sex, eh? I’m all for that. But I still get the coffee mug, right?
And now, to confuse you all, I shall edit my post. The quicker among you will have seen the Satanic messages and links to nekkid wimmins. Alas, they’re gone now
[Edited by Coldfire on 11-16-2000 at 10:56 AM]
Bloody hell. That should of course read "Now that I’ve thoroughly sucked up to you, I’m outta here.
This time I mean it.
heh. heh heh. ha ahaha hahaha hahaha aha HAHAHAHAHaAHaHAHAhAHAHAHABWAHAHABWAHAHAHABWAHAHAHA!!!
I slept with a Moderator!!!
so, what did you have to do? let me know!! I really want the hat!!
btw, I think you should have something different, like a moderator’s Glove, or a Moderators paddle, or Gavel.
Hell, have a moderators Straw.
Coldy, I have now added a Coldfire Tribute to the Circumcision Haiku thread. Please, read and enjoy.
Congratulations and remember, this is supposed to be fun!
Good luck, Mike
I read it. Please keep in mind that I have a whole set of new buttons at my disposal now, Mr. Cynical. Heh heh
TwistySkates: a straw, eh? Nah. How about:
[Moderator Clogs on] Knock it off, dammit! [/Moderator Clogs off]
Well, you know how I feel about this, FreezerBurn…
Traitor
I’m not one to suck up or pander or schmooze, but may I way from the bottom of my heart:
Neato torpedo!