A new pointless game- Which would be scarier?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Here’s another pointless waste of time :slight_smile:

Rules:

  1. Someone picks two things that players must choose between as scarier.
  2. You must pick one thing without qualifying it (for example if the pair was Doves or Pigeons saying " Doves, if they…" is not acceptable. No “if” in your choice) though you may explain why (“Doves because they’re too mime-like.” is fine)
  3. This is a free for all. Suggest as many and answer as many as you wish, no one needs to wait for a turn. Just note which one you’re answering.

Which would be scarier- an invisible bear living in your house, or an invisible man living in your house?

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The invisible man

Lost in the woods or lost in a cememtary?

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An invisible gobear
[sub]Sorry, gobear, it was just lobbed across the plate[/sub]

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Lost in cemetary
George Bush dancing naked on your lawn, or Ralph Nader doing the same.

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George Bush

A really big spider or a really big snake?

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A really big spider. I like snakes. :smiley:

A clown or a mime?

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Clown

Older, experienced man on Viagra or young sailor or shore leave?

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Older man on Viagra

A Stapler or a Flyswatter

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stapler!

Jerry Falwell or Jack Chick

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Jack Chick.
Jerry Falwell doing standup, or Jerry Lewis preaching.

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Jerry Falwell doing standup.
Jesse James picking your nose or Captain Hook robbing you?

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Jessie James picking your nose is scarier because, you know, ew.

A monkey or a pickle?

Rose

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Duh, a pickle! How obvious.
…partially used bubble wrap, or animating office furniture?

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Monkey. Pickles don’t fling feces.

Marooned on an island with Judge Scalia or locked in a jail cell with Dr. Laura?

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jail cell with dr laura.
banana-shaped boobs or nipples the size of pancakes?

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Banana shaped boobs!! Yikes!

A frog or a piece of cheese?

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Bannana shaped boobs

Trapped in an elevator with a three year old or a ninety year old?

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A frog - I’d probably step on it by accident.

Discovering the moon landing was faked, or the Second Coming.

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Three year old.

Which would be scarier - being eaten alive slowly by rabid ferrets or being forced to listen to Britney Spears music for 10 years straight?

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Ninety-year-old – Three-year-old holds less urine

Seeing an adult film with your grandparents or seeing them in one?