Mooo!
“About a drachma a day.”.
“What are you going to do? Fuck it?”
Throw in your laundry.
Hitting the pipe: $5.00
Knowing where to hit the pipe: $995.00
He choked on a sock.
“Dwain the bathtub, I’m dwowning!”
A: Shithead! Motherfucker!
“Shod? I thought you said ‘shot’…”
The Doctor says you’re going to die.
‘Now I have a year!’
“I was standing behind you at McDonald’s.”
‘Never mind that! Have YOU ever seen one so WIDE?’
“… And don’t ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again!”
“‘’Cause there’s twenty of them.”
Ha! I first learned that one in Spanish, when I lived in Mexico circa 1998. “Pues, vas a morir, cabrón.”
“The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.”
“Bell? I thought you said ball!”
“I’m fucking disgusted!” (said in an NYC accent, like “fucking this custard”).
“I thought you wanted me to wear the bra!”