[ chuckle, then say in an Old Man voice ] “I’m not really Willie Nelson.”
“He rented an apartment across from a stop light.”
My husband would be alive today if that firetruck had not come down the street ringing the bell.
“Okay, then give me a haircut.”
Use your dog judgment.
“Should I have said DiMaggio?”
That was breakfast.
Wyatt Burp
“Herr Less.”
“That was really close.”
“Long Wang.”
“OK Then. YOU tell us what it sounds like when a rhinoceros shits on you!”
“Who shall I favor today?”
“Donkey Dong.”
I feel like a blacksmith up here sometimes.
“Take away his credit card.”
‘Hey! Hugh! Get off of McCloud!’
“Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!”
Why don’t we?
“Snowflake is a bull.”