“He liked to come in piece.”
Let’s fight on bikes.
“No, officer. Only when he’s been drinking.”
Make me one with everything.
“We’re British, and my wife is driving.”
True change comes from within.
“To keep his wig warm.”
With a dick that big, I’m surprised he could even get off the ground.
“She was told they’d pay for themselves in a year.”
“I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
“Well, we’d better have her come downtown to discuss it.”
“Returned unopened.”
“Beaver Cleaver.”
“It don’t matter none. Just gonna be the two of us there, anyways.”
“The Chec is in the male”
“I’m the designated decoy.”
Waugh.
If you’re Eveready, I’m Frito Lay!
“Yeah. My wife.”
“Och, aye. Weather permittin’.”