“Oh, here’s that hundred bucks I owe you.”
‘If he has a quarter-pounder, he’s a McDonald.’
“Hey, this is really good! Who is it?”
“They were the Home of the Whopper.”
“Extra-strenghth Tylenol.”
“No, I’m here to have his nails clipped.”
“If that’s Cary Grant, I’m not in!”
“Expensive corn.”
“Salt the lake!”
“His working TV is on top of his broken TV.”
“You sure are a mean drunk, Superman.”
“Vulveeta.”
“You’ll never believe who I’ve been sleeping with!”
“He fainted at the sight of sap.”
“Go ahead, it’s your bull.”
“It’s not so funny when it’s your mom, is it?”
“They don’t make bullet-proof Monte Carlos.”
“Put it on my bill.”
If I could walk like that, I wouldn’t need the talcum powder!
“He wipes his butt.”