He said, “I can’t complain.”
“Superman!”
“Oh, by the way: Mom’s up on the roof.”
“I’m driving?!?”
“I found it.”
Don’t look down.
“They haven’t shown up yet.”
“Heavens, another miracle!”
“Well, I’m in the bar right next door to there.”
“He goes home and dons his gay apparel.”
He can’t find the key and he doesn’t know when to come in.
“Next!”
“Oh, my God! That means Richard Nixon is president!”
Yeah, but the light is better over here.
“Damn, have you got good eyesight!”
(1) “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”.
(2) “There’s no plates like chrome for the Hollandaise”.
“Sorry, but we just heard that Portland got nuked.”
“An Orange Roughy.”
The Bible says they came from afar.
“It’s hard to find a man of his caliber.”