They didn’t use Epstein nails.
“He’s now on a diet and can only swallow pen knives.”
I never got the chants.
“It would help if you got him out of the lake first.”
That’s when I really put my foot down.
“They had to throw a net over him.”
The snail angrily asks, “What the hell did you do that for?”
“… And everybody will say ‘Man, look at that S-car go!’”
In a snowbank.
“Well, what the 'ell did you expect, Guv? Feathers?”
‘No. If six doesn’t get rid of the taste, seven won’t either.’
“Do you know at least six anecdotes about bursting water pipes?”
“Fuck, man! How much water did you drink?!?”
“What you saw is 85 years old. This hat is new.”
“They’ll have to cross Russia six times/”
The audacity.
“I’ll be here at 8:30.”
I stand corrected.
“They want you to give them your underwear.”
I’m dyeing inside.