“Blessing? I was giving him Last Rites!”
“B…7. I…22. G….”
(Yes, Discourse, it’s a complete sentence, er, punchline).
“Do you automatically touch your wallet whenever a black guy walks past?”
“Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind?
The admiral’s fallen overboard and he’s half a mile behind.”
“I don’t have arthritis. The paper says the Pope does.”
Now there’s a site for sore eyes.
“A bunch of stalks.”
“That’s mine, that’s mine, that’s mine…”
“He was a real fun guy.”
However, you’ve drawn a completely wrong conclusion.
“Youth in Asia.”
“Now he has to wear his underwear on the outside.”
“X” was always 10.
“A Roman soldier ordering five beers.”
License or not… you can’t tune a fish.
“What, you have a drink named ‘Irving’?!?”
“We’re pulling him up again tomorrow.”
Hey Mom, are you still up?
It’s a great icebreaker.
“Show him your badge!”