there is now
“They’re safer, cleaner, quieter, and work better, and they don’t toss empty malt liquor cans into your front yard.”
I have contacts.
“Chili today, hot tamale.”
“Be quiet! I was talking to the duck.”
“I never had two bucks before.”
“Up the trunk, across the back, and slide down the tail.”
Pepper.
If she dies, she dies.
“You’re just chicken, catcher Torre”.
An elephant.
Then it dawned on me.
“How do they get the boats to fly?”
It’s braking news!
“I knew you’d say that!”
How often?
“The Sale of Two Titties.”
“His lips are moving.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Cold Tits.”