A new Punch Line thread

“No, just visiting.”

“They’re calling it Gong and Riff.

“They changed 'Your mother” to ‘Your father.’"

[reproachfully] "He had a hat!"

[Tearfully]: “He was hanging from it!”

“Yes, several times, but that was back in 1943, and I didn’t land.”

  1. “One clucks defiance”.
  2. “One is a bunch of cunning runts”.

I didn’t know what to make of it.

“A three-ring circus is a display of cunning stunts.”

“A pickpocket snatches watches.”

“I was so hot, I had to turn the hose on myself.”

It means a lot.

Russia and North Korea, if the US had any balls.

It’s a big plus.

“She still had the box it came in.”

“He didn’t like handling their packages.”

Going fishing again vicar ?

“Because I fucking didn’t!!”

“His favorite expression is ‘Faith and menorah!’”

“I’ll come down and give you a blowjob if you quit leaning against the intercom button.”

An envelope.