“You never told me your dad was a pharmacist!”
“Are you crazy? I’m on a winning streak!”
It always seems to scare whoever’s sitting next to me more than the movie.
“Their honeymoon was sponsored by In-N-Out.”
“Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody.”
“Good news: I’ve got it narrowed down to ten. Bad news: Adultery is still on the list.”
It’s chewy.
“Satisfaction.”
“I didn’t even see the accident!”
“This is the Cape Venture lighthouse. Your call.”
“They keep yelling ‘Let us out of here, please!’”
It is, without doubt, the single most awesome, stunning and magnificent word in the entire English language.
“I don’t know. I’ve never gotten this far before.”
“Know it? Boychik, we wrote it!”
“Dis go here, dis go dere. Dis go here, dis go dere.”*
*Better as a visual joke.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
“The Tutu and Leotard Conference.”*
*This was funny back in the '90s.
“Use divorce, Luke.”
“Tell him a Knock-Knock joke.”
A stormtrooper.