A new Punch Line thread

“He didn’t like the movie, so he slashed the seats.”

Hit the quarter. Hit the quarter. Hit the quarter.

“Not so fast there, Jenkins!”

“It’s hard to bring up.”

“No. Is that still required?”

A vam,-pyre

An um-pyre

That’s probably why NASA fired him.

“They drink Ocean Spray instead.”

“Because it’s the equivalent of 21 dog beers.”

I could talk about it until I’m blue in the face.

“He disappears when things get hard.”

It was Wong on so many levels.

“Things went from bad to wurst.”

“Your light was on.”

“He had a hunch.”

“She couldn’t keep her calves together.”

“The town where he grew up had the ZIP code ‘E-I-E-I-O.’”

“That’s okay. Neither has he.”

He’s all right now.