Comments on Staff Reports:
How does a calculator percent key work?
Animals and suicide
No hamsters were killed in the making of these statistics.
I’m getting 2 million bucks!
Does this contest sound legit?
If Whittington dies, what could Cheney be charged with?
Running for Senate and House at the same time?
What The Hell Is Your Problem??
Apparently, it’s now MEMINGITIS.
Cheney Speaks!
Ugh! I bought a stinky sweater!
Man, there’s a lot of these today!
What are you tired of people complaining about?
Is it safe to buy an xbox 360 from this site?
Apparently, it’s now MEMINGITIS.
What The Hell Is Your Problem??
Cat bacteria!
MPSIMS:
Embarrassing…I don’t know what a corkage fee is
Cat bacteria!
I noticed that one too – is that even illegal? 
** Things you don’t want to hear first thing in the morning
Hey baby, check out my groovy pad! **
If that ever happens, I’m killing myself.
Things you don’t want to hear first thing in the morning
What The Hell Is Your Problem??
although some mornings its unavoidable
sequential threads, question & answer style:
GQ:
What is this ‘egyptian cheese’?
Using smell to ID bacteria
GD:
Why do people bother protesting?
Boycotting artists is wrong; unless it’s my cause
CS:
What’s the best pinball machine you ever played?
The Shield 14 FEB 06
IMHO:
Why should I want to go to Princeton?
Ask the Middle Class White Guy
MPSIMS:
DAMN! Who knew curling was so SEXY!?
Hey baby, check out my groovy pad!
Cecil’s columns:
Why did Christianity become so popular?
Implanting brain chips
I’ve long suspected that.
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The perils of not being fat.
My most broke meal **
GD:
**Does Cheney have the power to declassify?
When the sun burns out **
From CS:
Feeding the Beast – RIAA now says . . .
I want Zombie movies!
Cue the evil laughter …
From IMHO:
What Does a Person Have to do to get his “friends” to quit trying to get him laid?
What Does a Person Have to do to get Laid (More)?
It’s time for some totally unqualified medical advice.
I have (dramatic pause) AMNESIA!
I have (dramatic pause) AMNESIA!
What The Hell Is Your Problem??
IMHO
If you were a founding father (or mother) of the USA…
Vaseline…or spit?
Things you don’t want to hear first thing in the morning
She Said Yes!
Um…I’m confused.
Cheney shoots hunting companion
Anybody else having a somewhat crappy Valentine’s day?
That Cupid, he was a really lousy shot, I tell ya.
**What, for you personally, is the dullest televised sport?
Vaseline…or spit? **
Um, can I say both?
**Oh well Got my Thread Locked
Thank you for making my day so rewarding…
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You’re quite welcome…
Now in GQ:
(How) Do babies know what’s “funny”?
Poop identification
The old standby.
**what does a person have to do to get Laid (More)?
Recommend me a text editor!**
Some people demand payment in intangibles…
Family Feud #6
What Does a Person Have to do to get Laid (More)?
And the answer is…