**What does a person have to do to keep his “friends” from trying to get him laid?
I Pit My Friends!**
What are you tired of people complaining about?
Favorite pasta
just order some sushi and be done with it!
Overcoming a fear of flying
How Many Pills Do You Take Each Day?
And I’m running for the shelter of a Mother’s Little Helper
Untapped Market, or Terrible Idea?
Recommend me a text editor!
IPod or PSP
What Does a Person Have to do to get his “friends” to quit trying to get him laid?
**She Said Yes! **
In Which, I Pit Me
and
I Pit My Friends
Amazingly, not in the Pit, but right here in MPSIMS.
Who’s in for a pitting next? Good ol’ Mom & Dad?
** What The Hell Is Your Problem??
Cheney shoots hunting companion **
**My Skin! My Skin! Get it Off Me! Arrgh!
Gum Graft II: Electric Boogaloo**
**Phrases that must be repeated in a funny voice
Do you mind paying taxes? **
Visions of Zombies and Phantasmic Forces
**Cat bacteria! **
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
**Super-Pooper
St. Paddy’s Day Exchange **
I think I’ll pass on this one, guys.
What do you do…really?
Why do you do what you do?
doobie-doobie-do…
-foxy
IMHO:
What the hell is that BANGING??
Who here lost his/her virginity the latest?
Maybe it was your neighbor?
Really sick one:
**DUCK!!! Help me appreciate it.
“Godfather” actor killed by bus **
I guess someone should have screamed “DUCK”
**What are some examples of secular fundamentalism?
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006 **
IMHO:
Best Dirty Jokes/Rhymes/Songs from Childhood
Best way to get ‘up’ for a morning workout?
** Some things look funny from above
Those are some huge melons! **
Are you looking at an aerial shot of the Grand Tetons or Dolly Parton?
**Who here lost his/her virginity the latest?
Pathetic fashion question: black sock with sneakers? **
The 2-man luge—what were they thinking?
News flash: Men lie about number of sex partners
You would lie, too, if you had participated in 2-man luge.
**I smell feet!
I just stood up for myself!**
and then two below that:
Abuse a Figure of Speech
** I smell feet.
Things you can do with old shoes **
so that’s how they did it
**50 Horror Classics. How?
PC DVD Player Region Encoding **
There are different styles of checking?
** Quickest Sudoku Check
East vs. Middle East **
You only need to stretch and have a spotter.
** Please Tell Me About Weighlifting, Using Small Words
no swearing in? **
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