** Sometimes I wish I was…
Abuse a Figure of Speech **
I think I just did
IMO:
**Best Dirty Jokes/Rhymes/Songs from Childhood
Make yer own combo! **
MPSIMS
**Anyone going to Alcatraz?
A hilarious Wikipedia entry **
**Kathy Griffin gets sanded and botoxed
I have never seen a woman do that!**
**What the hell is your problem?
I just swallowed a pill up my nose, backwards.**
Here’s some Mundane for ya:
Why is a woman’s butt colder than her back & legs?
Marriage contract?
That doesn’t seem likely.
Marriage contract?
Anyone here speak Russian?
Um. Let me tell you about those mail order Russian brides …
**Bubastis pits Seeing-Eye Dogs; Confirms Asshole Status
Hey, assholes! Stop poking Evil Captor with a Stick!**
**/Ferrari + High Speed + Telephone Pole =
MMP: How to Make Gravy**
Fortunately it didn’t turn out quite that badly.
Food that is so good you must gobble and slurp it.
Dammit, stop trying to steal my dinner!
MPSIMS:
I’m going to Ireland!
Anyone here speak Russian?
- I tell ya… It’s shocking!
I hate this haircut! *
and a threefer:
*Stupid Things I Have Done. Or believed.
Holy mother of God, I’ve burnt water!
Gee, and I wonder why I’m tired this morning. *
**Stupid Things I Have Done. Or believed.
Holy mother of God, I’ve burnt water!
**
**I’d Murder For A Bloody Fag
Sometimes I wish I was… **
No comment.
The ugliest cat I’ve ever seen.
Ask the Service Dog Handler/Trainer…!
Yeah, but is it an objective opinion?
Tell me about. . . middle Georgia (the state, not the country).
I tell ya… It’s shocking!
Okay dokey
Pity Party
I’m going to Ireland!
I’m sorry to hear that.
Ferrari + High Speed + Telephone Pole =
I hate this haircut!
Is that “new math”?
**The ugliest cat I’ve ever seen
I am?**
The truth hurts sometimes.
MPSIMS:
**
Stupid Things I Have Done. Or believed.
I just wrote and published my first Wikipedia article.**
**It’s 12:30 and I just realized…
I just swallowed a pill up my nose, backwards **
It took you long enough!
Hamster immortalised in song dies in partner’s arms
The Story of a Professor, a Laptop, and royally screwed Student
Hrm
Triple pitting: Asshole kid, parents, and zoo officials
Your animals aren’t your kids.
Dopers “of color”: Would you be white?
Removing self-tanner
I really do feel sorry for the hampster losses, but
Hamster immortalised in song dies in partner’s arms
Damn you Panera!!!
and boy are my arms tired
I just hiked the Grand Canyon!
What does an “ugly day” look like for you?
This was too good to pass up:
Man forced to marry goat
An Opportunity For Tuckerfan?