That was my answer as well, but for a different reason.
If it turns out I’m wrong in my Atheism and the day comes where I stand in judgement, then just before I’m cast down I could turn to Jesus and say “Pfft, whatever dude…I banged your mom”.
Excellent choice. Seconded.
Ingrid Bergman
Madame de Pompadour
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Jane Seymour circa 1973. Hottest woman ever.
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She’s still alive, want her number?
Lee Miller.
I know. I’d just rather do it with 20-something her than 60-year-old her. Although her 60 year old form is still rather special.
That’s a pretty good choice.
Myrna Loy for me, thanks.
If I could take TWO turns… Eartha Kitt.
Hmmm…maybe the time-travel device we’re using here will let us pick up passengers along the way. If we make a few quick stops a few days apart, then rather then a 60-year-old her, you could do it with three 20-year-old hers.
I think he’s probably a premature ejaculator. Revelation 22:20.
And I’d probably have to shoot Johnny Depp just so he could be “from the past.” 
Celebrities/historical figures do nothing for me. It’d probably be that one girl who dumped me before I could dump her. Suddenly I wanted her again. The mind/ego works in very strange ways.
Margret Thatcher. Just so I could say with absolute conviction I fucked the shit out of Margret Thatcher. I’d have to get far more than drunk before, though.
Where do I want to spend those hours?
Indiana.
mmm
Consider this- she’s probably 70-80% as hot as she was, AND she has the benefit of 40 years of experience.
Give me the latter day Jane any day…
As a historian, I’ve considered this question countless times. The answer varies.
My pick for today is HRH the Princess Margaret, who in her prime was considered - rightly I think - one of the world’s most beautiful women.
Ah shit, they have to be dead. Let’s go with Mary Magdalin. Let’s see what Jesus was missin’, or gettin’ (depending on who you listen to). Also, our progeny would be fodder for another Dan Brown book.
How did she die?
Now there’s something I’ve never seen on Amazon before: