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My first choice was also Heath Ledger. My second choice would be Steve Irwin. Wes, the Crocodile Hunter.
He was always so…enthusiastic…about everything…
Since Audrey Hepburn & Bettie Page have been picked already, Sister Aimee Semple, when she was still zaftig & before she became a mega-church pioneer & added the McPherson.
I’ll take Patrick Swayze (roadhouse days). Yummy.
The young Laurence Olivier:
You think it would mess with his head if you called out"oh God, oh God, oh God" while in the throes of passion?
Janis Joplin
I had to look that up. Brilliant.
For me, my first reaction is to say Marylin Monroe. Of course, it would be pretty kick ass to bone a reigning queen, and a successful one would be even better. Catherine the Great was in her early thirties when she took power, and I could say, “They didn’t call her ‘the Great’ for nuthin’.” So Catherine the Great, even if she wasn’t all that great to look at.
Can I have Clark Gable please?
Ooh. Forgot about John Lennon. OK, I’m changing my answer.
(…whadayaknow, it turns out he really IS more popular than Jesus.)
Elizabeth Taylor in her prime
My first thought was “any star actress of the 40s”. Nah too easy. Then I remembered how beautiful I thought Alexandra of Denmark, the Queen Consort of Edward VII was when I read a book about her in my college library. Her figure looks so gorgeous in those gowns, so why not find out what they looked outside of them? (Why are so many of these fantasies about royals?)
Just remembered a good one. So it turns out when I get to Alexandra’s place for our tryst, she’s invited over Victorian actress Anna Held to make it a menage a trois. Can you tell I love those Victorian gals?
I’m not picky. As long as they’re still twitching, I’ll take anybody.
Be more specific: 13, 17, 19, 23, … ?
I believe the question was…is he BIGGER than Jesus?
But if you wait long enough, Jesus will cum again.
Wow, one word: :eek:
Maybe first I would check out what King Henry VIII saw in Anne Boleyn. If she was worth all that political turmoil, she must have had something going for her. A menage a trios with her sister might be interesting though too.
I saw a movie about this the other night, apparently she used the “blue balls” technique of cutting him off.
Bearskin rug or velvet swing?