A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Good point. This Miller should shut his mouth until he stops doing things like slipping abortificiants to his pregnant mistress in fruit smoothies.

It’s a fair point we should be clear which terrible things should be attributed to which terrible people. And they’re all terrible people.

Using a pillow to muffle a gunshot? Turning a pillow into a silencer would call for a $200 transfer fee on. every. pillow. Plus permission from the local cops to purchase each one. This would lead to pillow kits (bag of feathers, pillow case) and YouTube construction videos.

Dan

I wrote a little celebration song this morning and I’ve been singing it all day, to the tune of Reunited.

I sat there staring at the same text scroll
Sprung back to live at the breaking news crawl
Now this is big news, they’re going after Trump’s accountants *
And I’m so excited cause you’re indicted
Hey Hey

You’re indicted, and it feels so good
You’re indicted, yes I knew we could
I know your just his git and we want the big shit
Still I’m so excited cause you’re indicted.
Hey Hey

You surrendered yourself at the courthouse door
Because you protected Trump from his whore
Michael Cohen went down and you stuck around
And I’m so excited because you’re indicted
Hey Hey

You’re indicted and I feel so good
You’re indicted, yes I knew we could
Now you’re just his troll, and we want the asshole.
Still I’m so excited because you’re indicted
Hey Hey

*:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:YSWIDT

Me likey.

Did you send that Randy Rainbow?

I don’t see it noted anywhere, but Trump has all but announced his 2024 candidacy. He told Hannity the other night that he’s made up his mind, and … it’s not that he wants to run, but the country needs him.

Making this quasi-announcement on the day that his organization gets indicted is almost too on-the-nose summary of everything Trumpian.

weisselberg charged with grand larceny in the second degree and other charges.

15 felony counts altogether.

One of the Trump lawyers is on TV talking about how bigger criminals have gotten away with this before. I don’t think that’s a great argument to make.

That seems to be their chief defense. “Other people did it too” is not the gotcha they think it is

“Give us some names, and after we’re done with this case we’ll go and investigate them.”

It’s a typical Trump distraction technique. “Look over here instead! Trump only looks like a criminal when you’re looking at him so stop looking at him!”

In line with “if we didn’t do covid testing we wouldn’t have so many covid cases!”

Dan

Both are markedly sociopathic. (Surprise!)

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Seems to be a sign that Donald has lost his touch: NO reputable news organization is going to lead with ‘Trump is running in 2024!!!1!!1!’ when they could lead with ‘Trump Organization and CFO indicted.’ As a distraction, it’s subpar.

Of course it DOES give the Murdoch outlets something to fill the time/space with, so as to avoid mentioning the indictments. But that’s nothing compared with the Headline Grabbing Distractors of old.

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Nice.

And of course, respectful and reverent mention must be made of Ann_Hedonia’s Kapenga letter (“airport motel hookers” !!!) and “Reunited” re-write. Peaches & Herb were never so relevant!

And we are surprised because…?

The America-hating fuckstick IS a political vendetta.

Or whatever the Russian word for “vendetta” is.

It’s вендетта which is basically just “vendetta” in Cyrillic (pronounced like “vendyetta”).

Then again this is like asking what the English word for “vendetta” is, since it’s an Italian word. (Of course the English word for “vendetta” is “vendetta” since it was adopted into the language in the mid-1800s.)

it sounds a bit scarier though, leaning on the “dye”.

trevor on english stealing words. Trevor Chats with a French Audience Member | The Daily Show - YouTube

This is my favorite “the Straight Dope is like this” post for the day!

Ah-h-h-h. His COVID response, “Stop testing and it’ll go away,” is making sense now.

Edit: Dang it. Ninjaed 17 hours by @Dandan. I really need to complete reading a thread before posting.