A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Dominion unleashes the subpoena kraken on Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, & Mike Lindell:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/dominion-has-subpoenaed-rudy-giuliani-sidney-powell-and-mike-lindell-in-its-dollar16-billion-lawsuit-against-fox-news/ar-AALHn5f

The voting-machine company Dominion Voting Systems subpoenaed Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, and MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell in its $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit against Fox News.

They now have to hand over documents related to their involvement with the news network…

It’s a good thing trump org has Eric trump acting as a de facto spokesperson for trumpco, or else things could really get ugly

My favorite thing about rawstory.com is their articles that aggregate ridicule on Twitter directed at trump and his family :rofl:

Not that it’s a particularly onerous or time-consuming task to find such ridicule, of course.

I see Eric has inherited the Trump pucker.

Alimentary, my dear Piper.

It is clear that he’s either never heard the term lawyer up or, more likely thinks it doesn’t apply to him because he’s rich.

It kind echoes what the American Coup participants’ statements, “T**** invited us so anything we do is okay.”

I think its that they are still in the poltical mind set. Where the most important court is that of public opinion. Unfortunately for them, the judge isn’t going to base his decision based on a belief that the Democrats are worse.

Just here to remind the presumed innocent that trying to erase pictures from social media accounts looks really “tricky” and “sneaky”.

Experts added it could serve as proof of the alleged defendants’ guilt, making it more difficult for them to secure plea deals or more lenient sentencing.
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But, removing content from the internet isn’t as easy as deleting from phones or shutting down social media accounts as investigators have managed to obtain information from companies, including when pages are erased.

In unshocking news, Trump has cut off Giuliani for the sin of wanting to be paid for his election “services.”

Another one under the bus. Bumpity Bump.

Anyone else want to work for Trump? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Pretty sure I remember Giuliani saying he was doing all that for free bc he’s a true Patriot or whatever.

He still expected to be paid tax-free under the table.

I also seem to remember Giuliani saying that he had “insurance” during one of those times when Trump was crapping on the help and it looked like Rudy was going to be next. He got loud for a minute about how Trump wouldn’t dare fuck with him but when pressed for details refused to clarify. But I remember the word “insurance” coming up. Not actual insurance, mind you. More like a “never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line” kind of thing. Well Rudy, let’s see what you’ve got!

Well, to be fair he didn’t deliver the goods. 60+ lawsuits with nothing to be shown for it but one minor win in Pennsylvania that didn’t change a damn thing. T****'s relationships are very much transactional.

Rudy: “I have video of Trump entering the bedroom of a hotel suite with a young female reporter and sticking his hands down his pants to make sure his dick was working! Oh, wait…that was me. Nevermind.”

He’ll probably threaten to squirt Donny with the acidic squid ink his body produces.

What’s unknown is whether Trump’s bronze coating is sufficient protection against such an attack.

(It’s like the worst X-Men fight ever. Maybe they’re the X-Politicians?)

This doesn’t have anything to do with Trump directly. It’s from a general questions thread about a scam. Someone linked the Wikipedia page for “Advance-fee scam.”

They refer to their targets as Maga or Mugu , slang developed from a Yoruba word meaning ‘easy target’ or ‘fool’ and referring to gullible people in general.

MAGA means easy target or fool, huh? What a funny coincidence!

Yes, this was even in a 2019 article on Snopes.

It’s “Alien-(former)-Attorney” versus “Tiny-Fists-of-Greasy-Fury” in the new blockbuster X-Men: The Jubilation of Vlad.

Price of a ticket: $5,000 online at Donald’s site (whichever one is up and running at the time), and $0.50 at Fandango.

Poor Rudy