A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Whenever I watch one of Trump’s rallies, which is never for very long but I do have this sort of morbid curiosity to take a peek, I entertain myself by focusing on one or two faces in the crowd behind him. I watch their expressions and how they react to his bloviations, and the game that I play is I try to estimate their IQ.

I have no way of confirming how accurate my estimates are, but I’m pretty good at judging the intelligence of a dog after a short observation of his appearance and behaviours, so I should probably be able to guesstimate the IQ of a Trump-rally-attender reasonably well. I suppose there may be some bias creeping in, but let me say that my estimates so far are not flattering for the Trump-rally-attending demographic.

Well, the FDA had to point out to these people that they are not cows, so that sort of suggests an upper boundary for their intelligence.

Was he being sarcastic?

You want to make toast for other people? What are you? A socialist?

Hint: The dogs are way smarter.

There’s a light,
Over at the Orange One’s place,
There’s a light,
Shining on his spray-on face,
There’s a light…

It’s not quite the same but it’s Trump and Ghouliani and has some cross dressing:

Long Lost Footage Shows Rudy Giuliani Dressed In Drag with Donald Trump - YouTube (about 25 seconds in)

Dear Lord.

Hasn’t this been around for a while?

So? It still qualifies as schadenfreude. Besides, Donald kissed Rudy’s boobs!

Now Rudy kisses Donald’s BUTT!

No, a Republican would eat the toast one slice at a time making, “Nom, nom,” sounds while everyone else looks on hungrily because they didn’t bring their own toaster.

It’s the “I got mine, Jack,” meme.

Muwahahahah!

Seriously: this had to be a major blow to Donald’s ego. Major.

Back at his resort, his handlers will probably have to pay the people who applaud Trump’s every appearance double the usual rate. He is going to need that applause!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-06-10/florida-s-trump-coast-near-mar-a-lago-houses-beating-heart-of-gop

While I remain glad that Donald’s influence is (apparently) waning, I am NOT glad that the MAGA cult is dug in on being aggressively stupid about vaccines.

I am not glad at all. Because those morons are incubators for new virus variants.

a bit of clarification seemed in order

I’d love a selfie with Trump… with me wearing an I’M WITH STUPID T-shirt.

Either that or I’ll be on small stilts so as to insure I’m taller than him, and sporting a red necktie that hangs down about 5 feet.

Both deserve a :white_check_mark:, and also, after the photo, give him a quick shove aside to go talk to someone.

Make sure you note the height difference in Sharpie.

Yeah, it’s old. But the RHPS bits brought it to mind.

That’s a terrible thing to read first thing on a Monday morning! :sob: