Twitter is having a bit of fun, today, about the sign listing items prohibited at tonight’s Trump rally in Alabama:
Note that the faithful may NOT bring guns or ammunition (or toasters!), either. Or umbrellas…which is SO SAD for them given that it’s apparently pouring rain on them, right now:
(photos of both the No-Toasters sign and the Trumpites huddling below tarps, at the links.) (eta: looks as though I can post them here:)
LOL, my, that looks so fun. 
“Cigarrettes” is misspelled. Naturally.
So many colorful garbage bags ponchos. Almost rainbow-like.
I wonder how many of them knew they’d have to ditch their umbrellas before standing around for hours in the rain. No vape pens either.
One of the anti-Trump groups -Meidas Touch, IIRC - flys airplanes with Loserpalozza banners over the rallies. I hope they aren’t rained out.
Why did they need to add toasters? I just can’t imagine.
Also, I hope they’re manned.
Because that sign specifically prohibits unmanned aircraft systems! And they could be shot down! If only the people on the ground had their guns!
I shouldn’t joke about that. Because if they could, they absolutely would.
Not only are balls banned, so are packages. Do they have a MASH unit somewhere?
I think that one ties with “Structures” as the weirdest items on the list.
What, did they fear the fans would come prepared to actually build a temple to the Golden Donald? (I guess it’s a reasonable area of concern, given the people involved.)
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Some on twitter were pretty impressed that they didn’t manage a misspelling in every item on the list. 
Also “Appliances (i.e. toasters)” when they meant to say “(e.g.- toasters)”. Good guidance, though. If I was a miscreant intending to sneak into a Trump rally and wreak havoc, the first thing I’d want to bring is a toaster. If I was really, really evil, I’d bring the kind that toasts four slices at a time!
I also note the contradiction where “noisemakers” are prohibited, but apparently Trump is allowed in.
I won’t say that I hope they all get rained on and all get COVID. No, I won’t say that.
Usually when you have something unusual prohibitted, it’s because someone tried to or actually did bring one to a previous event and the organizers decided they weren’t a good idea to have there. So they add an explicit prohibition to the list. So why would anyone want to bring a toaster to a political rally? Did they think there’d be a showing of RHPS?[*]
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[*] Please do not try to imagine Trump as one of the cast or a fan of RHPS. That way lies madness.
He would make a pretty decent Eddie, always assuming he could get his lines/lyrics posted around the stage so he wouldn’t have to remember them.
Oh. God. You’ve ruined Eddie for me forever. 
Well, “ruining things” is Donald’s superpower.
Touché.
Does anyone else find it interesting that they banned e-cigarettes and vapes but not actual cigarettes?
And no chairs. I hope everyone there is in good shape, they’re going to be spending a lot of time on their feet.
Maybe “structures” means “gallows.” Thats something people brought to a previous big rally.
God is telling them to go home and rethink things.
“Anyone need a pillow or two?”
Peak Schadenfreude.
This is what this thread is about.
Trump tells crowd to get vaccine. GETS BOOED!
Too little, too late, dude.
Kind of a belt-and-suspenders thing?
So even he has lost control of his own creation – or at least most used tool.