A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Da plane! Da plane!

I wonder who’s lost the most money trying to reinstate Trump? Giuliani and Lyndell are probably the leaders, but there’s bound to be others who aren’t in front of camera as much who have contributed to this abyssal money sink.

Sidney Powell may become a contender too, at least in terms of future earnings, depending on how the disbarment/sanction proceedings and the Dominion lawsuit go.

OoooooOOOOOOooooohhhhhh, my kinda schadenfreude!

MSNBC just reported that Matthew Calamari (Trump bodyguard who knows a lot) and Jeff McConney (Comptroller who worked directly under Weisselburg) are testifying to a grand jury this week.

MSNBC attributes the WSJ for first publishing this.

Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood.

(I mean ‘oh, how sad!’)

That’s Matthew Calamari, Jr. His job title is director of security.

Matthew Calamari, Sr. just happens to be the Chief Operating Officer of the Trump Organization.

That is really good information to have – thanks for fighting my ignorance! I didn’t realize there were 2 thugs named Matthew Calamari in Trump’s employ. Figures.

I suspect both Calamari Jr. and McConney are testifying to bring pressure to bear on Weisselberg more than Trump.

If he was Mon Calamari, he’d be yelling, “IT’S A TRAAAAAP!”

I must admit I had no idea until I googled the name. And two different guys popped up.

Further googling reveals that Dad is being investigated.

Fucking squids. You can never trust them.

You go to your room and think about what you did, mister.

Lock up the Kraken!

Was Giuliani ever a smart man? Since he came back into the limelight, er, orangelight, he has appeared to be nothing but a bumbling moron. He’s now reduced to shilling for peanuts on Cameo. And once again, one of the videos highlights what a boob he is. Do you think he has ever recorded one of these videos that wasn’t a self-pwn?

Heheheheh.

Holy shit I am so stealing this.

I mean, it’s seems possible there are enough people out there who would like to dunk on Giuliani that he can make a decent living like this for a while. We already know he has no shame so although it amuses us, there’s no reason to think it harms Giuliani in any way.

Probably? I mean he had a couple of minor academic plaudits and he has a string of career accomplishments, however self-serving and attention-seeking some seem in retrospect. I was never much of a fan, but it seems fair to assume he was once a reasonably intelligent man.

But at some point in recent years he seems to have gone kooky and while I hate to be ageist (and this is just the kind of slur flung at Biden), cognitive decline might just be the problem with him in particular. Particularly as his dysfunction has seemed to be kinda progressive. That or a brain tumor.

Maybe, but it seems to me more psychological, like undiagnosed depression leading to self-destructive behavior.

That might explain some things.

Do you know what that photo reminds me of?