A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

That is, as I understand it, a symptom of the Narcissistic Personality Disorder, which is widely thought he is suffering from. To support this, at one time he told a bunch of pastors that he’d never committed any sin. So I don’t think he’s pardoned himself. Or given secret pardons to anyone else, although not for this reason.

Pardons are usually processed through some agency, I forget if it’s in the Justice or State Department, but one of those. I don’t know if pardons that are not processed are valid, but they’d certainly be questionable.

He’s suffering from it? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Hahahahahahaha!

Don’t you mean “He’s suffering from it”? Cause he isn’t suffering, he’s loving every minute.

I mean he’s clearly not suffering from it. Many of us are suffering from it, but he’s living the life that people idly dream about.

OK, we’re suffering from it.

Guys… amazing shit coming from team Wood:

Presidential power. I’m 99.99% confident that a dated and signed document from a President that said “dtilque is pardoned for any and all Federal offenses” would hold up.

It is normally run through an office because they are either pardoning specific crimes (and don’t want to give carte blanche) or because they want to make sure that the pardonee hasn’t done anything else that would be embarrassing to the POTUS (why did he pardon that pedophile?).

That’s the problem – a document can easily be back-dated if it hasn’t been processed and confirmed on the actual date it was supposedly signed.

Hence, for a self-pardon, my precautions as set forth in post 3635.

Yes, DOJ’s Office of the Pardon Attorney. There’s no requirement that pardons go through that office, though, and sometimes (especially the more controversial, politically crass and/or last-minute ones), they don’t: Office of the Pardon Attorney - Wikipedia

But but… certainly you’re not suggesting that Trump would lie about the date on the pardon are you?

It’s written in Sharpie! That’s as good as it gets!

I don’t know if the twitter account has historically made good decisions, but I read a bit down the thread and he appears to post that Lin Wood reposted a repost of a repost of a …, but that we should still consider this solid because although Lin Wood is insane, the documents he has put forth so far have been solid …

This doesn’t give me a lot of confidence, but maybe there will eventually be some better corroboration than tweets of screenshots.

An overview of pending cases against The Orange One:

Well, sociopathic people, anyway. In the sense of ‘doing countless crimes and non-criminal outrages without paying any price.’ (My bolding.)

I can’t help wishing that they would have no choice but to pay this assessment. But I have a sneaking suspicion that removed from Trumplihood as they may be (i.e. they aren’t Trump and aren’t politicians or criminal gun-wielders endorsed by Trump), they may still be able to tap the Go Fund Me dollars of America’s Right-Wing Idiots.

(Will we ever know?)

I heard their $49.95 “Switchin’-Each-Month” Mankini Calendar should help offset some of R and S’s financial woes.

Pretty sure I saw a link earlier. Somewhere.

Starring Rudy G. as their Mankini model? Hey, I’d pay $49.95 to NOT see that!

Reclining in a kiddie pool filled with black oil.

:face_vomiting:

OMG - that mental image has to be against some sort of rule. Even in the pit.

Excuse me, I haven’t finished vomiting yet, and must then use an entire bottle of mouthwash and a pint of vodka to kill those braincells asap. The actual order of these events may differ, and some may be need to be repeated in serial.

Just a Bachian fugue of head-cleaning processes are needed after that. Damn, man, that was harsh.