To be fair, at least they didn’t suggest Cheato himself as the mankini model.
Okay, then how about this?
MUTE THE THREAD, MUTE THE THREAD!!!
“I say we take off, nuke the [thread] from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Trump innocently raises his hands and asks, “What, can’t a guy scratch his own chin?”
That is technically probably not schadenfreude, but I hat a laugh that made choke. Thank you!
Er… sure, Don…
Donald Trump’s social media startup on Saturday announced that it secured $1 billion in new investment as part of its ongoing efforts to become publicly traded via a blank check company.
Between the lines: None of the investors were identified, which is highly unusual for this sort of transaction…
Is that located in the birth control aisle?
Worse has been done already. Remember The Emperor Has No Balls ?
That’s a Janet Jackson CD cover and Salo, or the 120 days of Sodom, as combined by the Antichrist.
From R.S. article:
Indeed, how ruefully quaint the bolded part shows how dated this article is:
Cheato accidentally tells the truth:
Anybody that doesn’t think there wasn’t massive Election Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election is either very stupid, or very corrupt!
Don’t see why it can’t be both. He manages it without breaking a sweat.
Wall Street losing money on Trump’s social media company:
New Nobel prizes currently being awarded. Looks like it was rigged against Trump. Again!
It appears to be a basic pump n dump scheme. Get the suckers to buy in early, dump the shares, collect the profit and then let the company meander into the toilet while actually producing nothing.
Does that make it a “Trump n dump” scheme? Can we re-name this grift in “honor” of His Orangeness?
Of, give them a break, companies miss deadlines all the time. People are saying they have a good excuse.
The high school kid they hired to set it up had to study for a big test, but he spent so much time setting up Truth Social that he flunked it. This caused his mom to ground him and he couldn’t get to Staples to buy the cable he needed to finish setting up the $650 server that’s going to host Truth Social.
He had to call Trump and explain that he really needed someone to order and drop ship a $20 cable if he was going to launch Truth Social by December. But Trump just thought he was being ripped off and wouldn’t order the cable from Amazon, because he didn’t understand why the kid just couldn’t cut up an extension cord and use that.
Once he managed to convince Trump to spend the twenty bucks- it took two weeks- he almost had the Truth Social network ready to launch, then the kids mom unplugged the server and he lost everything. She said she just had to plug in the vacuum cleaner but Trump is pretty sure she’s just a radical antifa socialist that hates Trump.
I strongly suspect Trump and Co. have absolutely no idea what it takes to actually run a tech company.
That’s boo’ful, man – er, ma’am.
The tech company told Trump that the token ring fell out of the internet, and they need another $500,000 to get a new one. $750,000 to get a gold one.
He’d never authorize a purchase from Amazon.