A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Maybe in two weeks…?

:clap: :clap: :clap: I can just see every scene in my mind’s eye…

Another masterful post.

I like this headline even better:

DWAC and Trump’s firm did not immediately respond to an email from CNBC asking why the investigations were only being disclosed weeks after DWAC was contacted by the regulators and also whether investors in the PIPE were previously told about the probes when their capital was being solicited.

The CNBC article posted earlier also noted that some of Agent Orange’s supporters in Congress bought stock in this likely scam. Hee.

Good luck in your new venture, Devin. Congress is much better with you gone.

Odds are excellent that Devin will be doing almost exactly as much work at his new gig as he did at his last.

(But he’ll probably get yelled at a whole lot more.)

Perfection. (And, I suspect, pretty close to the truth, if you change a word or three.)

Is this for real? If so, I am responding with more than schadenfreude – more like “glee”.

Nunes really, really, really wants to make sure no one purporting to be his cow sets up an account on the new site.

Or the real reason, given in the article:

The San Joaquin Valley Sun, which first reported Nunes’ departure from Congress, noted that California’s redistricting maps showed Nunes may have faced a tougher reelection fight in 2022.

Not only is it for real, he has no experience whatsoever in technology or media. Before he became a congressman, he was a dairy farmer. Of course, with the manure likely to be flung if this company ever gets off the ground, maybe that’s a plus.

This is his payoff for all the tattling he did to CFSG when he chaired the committee. Really hope it bites him on the balls. HARD.

He’s a blemish on California. I hope he retires to Florida (sorry/not-sorrry guys).

It’s on CNN so unless you consider that “fake news”…

And may he take MqQarthy with him.

Well, if they sell during the “pump” phase, and leave the “dump” phase to the suckers, they’ll make some easy money.

If I were him, I’d sure ask for my fee up front.

If Nunes had half the brainpower to think of that, you believe he’d be shilling for Trump?

Aren’t they in the middle of the Dump Stage now?

Ayup.

The pump stage lasted two days, October 22-23. If you didn’t Dump before October 24th you are now SOL. We are now in the Slump stage, where it gradually becomes clear that there is actually no product and the share price begin’s a steady descent towards sero. This will be followed by the “Grump” stage where Trump convinces a bunch of angry investors who lost their shirt in the boondoggle, that its all the fault of Biden, the liberal elite and Antifa.

You’d think the whole “Let’s not tell the investors that we’re under investigation by the SEC,” thing to be a dead giveaway.