A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

This. Expect a temporary stay, and the a slow walk to November 2022.

“I’m sure they’ll be shamed into voting your way, Pisster Rump, once you provide some details about how they were totally unfit and how you personally fudged their vetting and ‘gave’ them their jobs…”

Donald is used to giving people jobs he can threaten to take away, which doesn’t apply here (a fact that might surprise him).

God, don’t I love the face of someone catching “Christmas Surprise” !

Noted conservative cartoonist Ben Garrison turns on Individual-1:

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And so coherently too.

It may have seemed premature back then, but I did that better in 2017. And in 2020. And several times in between and since. But perhaps the boooo-ing morons would prefer the Russian vaccine. So much better than ours!

Heh. Inflatable Putin.

There are several threads that this story is relevant to:

Good.

Even though it’s only tangentially related. I’m going to drop this link here. It’s about the very real ordinary kids who were terrorized by the Wayfair sex trafficking conspiracy theory. The children involved :

  1. Had run away and been reported missing at some point in the past. None of them were gone long.

  2. Had a last name that was the same as a Wayfair furniture product.

The conspiracy theory played on pricing discrepancies on the Wayfair site- some of the products had high prices as placeholders, others were expensive commercial grade cabinetry. The OMG pedophiles! crowd decided that Wayfair was using their site to traffic children….buy a cabinet, get a child. Then they matched the names of the products with the names of “missing” children, and pushed their names and pictures across the Internet, distressing the children and their friends and families.

This is a gifted, non-paywalled link for two weeks. It doesn’t count against your free views.

I heard it too!!! He actually said it out loud and on camera. “Had we won the election…”

I was thinking that it was nice that, five years later, Trump was finally doing something useful for the country. It seemed strangely out of character, though, I have to admit.

Big Pharma bucks does have an air of plausibility.

It’s still the right thing to do, shilling or not.

Roger Stone is selling autographed rocks for $100 a pop to pay his legal bills

*Sling-shot sold separately?

Damn! He was selling them for as low as eight bucks apiece three years ago. If $100 is the going rate now, I could’ve bought a ton of them and cleaned up!

If only they’d first passed through his urethra

Does it keep tigers away?

Puff, the urethra dragon
Was hired by Roger Stone
To move obstructions through a pipe
In a very tiny bone…!

Guys… is it happening?

Nope. Jones has been in tears at least once before over the perfidy of Trump acting like a sensible human being for an instance. Can’t remember what it was. Perhaps it was not rounding up all muslims. And then he went straight back to worship.