A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

It doesn’t help that Trump looks like a frog. And we all know how Jones feels about frogs…

But he loves frogs. It was Pepe’s creator who got all huffy and stepped on Jones’ freedom of speech to use it.

I was more thinking of his idea that chemicals are turning frogs gay.

There are multiple memes with this guy – not a good sign.

And AJ’s wife gets in on the action.

If he has to sell something based on his name, better he sell stones than sell the service implied by his first name.

Though he’d have trouble autographing the latter.

I’ve always wanted to have a character named Roger Roundley.

I can’t see why you shouldn’t.

Possibly make him a cousin of Roger Moore!

Maybe license images of his back to tattoo parlors. Or T-shirts.

I’m kind of surprised he hasn’t tried that already. Or maybe he has, and there were no takers. Today’s kids don’t even know who Nixon was, after all.

Imagine a tattoo of Roger Stone’s tattoo of Richard Nixon! How meta!

There’s a term for that kind of tattoo, ya know. Coined by Steve-O: prison sex avoidance tattoo.

Missed the edit window; here’s Steve-O’s:

Thank God his name isn’t Roger Turd…who knows what he’d be autographing and selling then.

I think it’d be cool if the Bureau of Prisons makes a deal with the DMV and offers genuine Roger Stone-stamped license plates at a premium. They could finance the Corrections Department with the proceeds and do away with the concept of private prison facilities altogether.

Because Donald Jr is an idiot…

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/bush-era-official-tears-into-donald-trump-jr-for-arguing-teachings-of-jesus-have-gotten-us-nothing”/ar-AASagOt?li=BBnb7Kz

"…And the former president’s son has a message for the tens of millions of evangelicals who form the energized base of the GOP: the scriptures are essentially a manual for suckers,” Wehner wrote. “The teachings of Jesus have ‘gotten us nothing.’”

So, US service members are “suckers and losers”, evangelicals are “suckers”, and Jan 6th insurrectionists and QAloon adherents are dupes (and not well dressed). Good to know. Way to go Donnie and DAD.