A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

They’re going to be fined $50,000 a day if they don’t turn over all of the documents the county is requesting.

The Arizona Republic is a news company. Maricopa county is not a party to the suit.

Pretty sure that was an episode of MASH. You know, the one with the child, the chicken and the bus.

“Pathetic thing”. – Adam Kinzinger

She’s not an elected official, so political suicide isn’t so much a thing for her. Her route to riches will be selling her book and working the talk show circuit. She seems to be trying to refurbish her image as the principled staffer who couldn’t sit back and watch her boss ruin the country, which is an undeveloped niche market she could fill.

I think Raskin dropping this info without details is an attempt to rattle people in the woodwork who might wonder what he knows and think it might look better to come forward and cooperate rather than go down.

Carlson, in his “White Power Hour,” as Rick Wilson calls it, has been re-writing history from the day itself onward. Now he is saying that all that happened to Capitol police and other law enforcement officers is

And it’s not as though any of those punches even landed!!!11!!!

The reality:

More:

But Tucker says all that happened was that some officers were “shoved”----so that must be the truth…right?

Hey, Tucker,These officers were “shoved”, right?
(Officer being crushed in door)

I suspect no one who would confront Tucker over his blatant lies is ever permitted to get near enough to shout such a question.

When it comes to schadenfreude, we all have our little lists. Seeing Tucker face some consequences (likely through civil lawsuits) is pretty high on my list, I can tell you.

What a slimy little shitweasel.

And Fox News’ top ratings attraction!

Also a likely entrant into elective politics, according to some:

Just when we thought no one who surpassed Donald Trump in moral depravity could possibly enter our politics…

Lauren Boebert’s denial is parsed very carefully.

“All of your claims and implications are categorically false. I have never given a tour of the U.S. Capitol to any outside group.” So, what kind of group did you give a tour to?

“Again, the only people I have ever had in the Capitol with me during the 117th Congress are my young children, husband, mom, aunt and uncle.” And who did you have in the Capitol with you prior to the 117th Congress?

I was watching Ancient Aliens this afternoon - History Channel conspiracy shows are a guilty pleasure of mine - and some “ancient alien researcher” (their term for crackpot) was playing some interview clip of fucking Fucker Carlson acting all outraged because he thought Trump knew more than he admitted to about alien visitations.

Apparently presidential candidates always promise to release all the evidence of alien visitations and never do, so that’s proof of a big giant conspiracy that all the Republican presidents are in on. The show theorized that they don’t tell Democratic presidents about the alien stuff. They really said this.

Fucker really will say anything for money, I guess.

No. Just no.

This is absurd on its face, because if Trump was given any kind of briefing on such a sensational subject, it would be literally impossible for him to resist talking about it.

I’ve always found Ancient Aliens to be extremely insulting. The entire thing is based solely on the premise that human beings could not possibly come up with technological and artistic innovations on their own, and everything came from aliens. (Probably because these knuckleheads have no actual skills, surely ancient humans couldn’t have figured things out either.)

But then, who taught those aliens? I’m sure it would be other aliens. It’s aliens all the way down.

Excuse me, the term is “ancient astronaut theorist”. :nerd_face:

(My wife insists on having that shit on at night to help her go to sleep, I can’t stand it.)

“Who made the maker?” goes interstellar.

Dan

Somewhere in Florida, an actual slimy little shitweasel just looked up and said,
“Hey, that’s offensive…!”

Awww. . .that’s a real shame, said nobody with a fucking brain ever.

He lives in NYC or commutes in, right? Surely he must go out sometime, or has he holed up COVID-style?

You don’t even have to confront him directly. Can you imagine him showing up at a restaurant and half the other patrons leave? “I can’t stand the stench.” After a while, no place will take his reservations.