Yes, exactly. He couldn’t even keep his big orange lips shut in discussing US espionage tidbits with a Russian delegation - can you imagine how eager he’d be to blurt out stuff from his Alien Autopsy “briefing”?
Well, you’d think so, right? But his stench may include a note of “power,” so people are willing to put up with it.
Some insults are really complicated: Democratic presidents are apparently too likely to freak out when shown the autopsied aliens? Or too likely to tell the world about them? Or too inclined to say ‘this doesn’t matter, let’s get back to opening the border with Mexico’…?
The mental convolutions humans are capable of are so remarkable that it would actually make sense that aliens would want to study us. (I’m a non-believer, but: logic is logic.)
How can Democratic presidents be unaware of alien contacts AND be lizard people at the same time?
Everybody knows that Democrats are endemic lizards.
n/m —
The lizard people are from the center of the planet, coming to the surface from the hole at the North Pole. They aren’t aliens, they’ve been on (in) the planet longer than humans.
“One of the Rigellian 7’s came to me and said, ‘sir, we thank you for what you did for the Alpha Centaurians.’
Big tears forming in his eyes as he said that. ‘The Galactic Council has been trying for years. But you did it, sir’.”
Democratic presidents are too likely to be one of them! Wouldn’t you freak out too?
Really? This senator isn’t “already on his way out in '22 or '24” like all other GOP’ers who take a swipe at Don? Will the people of South Dakota take a liking to this? Will hopefully more fucking GOP’ers (also NOT “on their way out”) have some tesiticular fortitude to maybe come out and back this guy?
Naaaaa I’m just dreamin’ and this fucker’ll get shot down in the next primary.
Hm…Dude’s still vacillating whether he’ll support a Trump nomination in '24.
And if he gets on Fox, he will walk it back. Just like Ted Cruz.
They probably wouldn’t let him on if he didn’t promise, and have it on tape delay in case he reneges.
Depends on which Democratic president is on the table. Harry Truman?–I’d be pretty shocked. Andrew Jackson?–not so much.
Jackson would have loved to hunt aliens.
Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?
Harry Truman: By cracky, I take exception to that remark!
Zoidberg: I’m not hearing a “No…”
Fox slowly coming to its seances senses?
ah, but then the slight hedge…
Well, Trump’s never going to support Mike Rounds again! He’s a jerk who “went woke” on the election and Trump doesn’t know if he’s stupid or crazy!
This one REALLY pissed Trump off.
“Senator”. Odd thing to put in quotes.
He sure is:
…and I hereby firmly pledge that he will never receive my Endorsement again!
FWIW, the guy Kilmeade was speaking with, Howie Kurtz, noted later that Hillary Clinton did indeed concede her 2016 election loss.