A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Is it too late to suggest Dr. Stella Immanuel for the medical team?

So we can add crazy invoking of God and casting out of demons (and reptillians!) to the fake cures and diagnosis? And maybe she’ll threaten all the ghosts who stabbed the Orange Idol with additional damnation if they don’t fess up to God to have the CFSG rezz’d?

At last, truth in (Republican) advertising!

“How do we know you’re trustworthy?”

I will admit this made me laugh.

He still tries to eat for free when they go out to Fricker’s.

I hope his mom still smacks his hand when he reaches across her plate for something.

Another day, another legal setback…

The judge was a wee bit cranky about the deliberate delaying tactics and said so.

I hate Stephen Miller, but I actually don’t think less of him for the family phone plan thing. I guess I hate phone companies more.

Being on his parents’ phone plan could just be sensible budgeting.

Using it as an argument for evading a subpoena is just pathetic.

This, so much this.

We have a totally unrelated almost 70 year old guy* on our cell plan because its cheaper for everyone that way.

That doesn’t give any of us justification to evade a subpoena, we are just cheap.

*Hub’s best friend.

If she blocks Trump from the GOP nomination in 2024, so much the better.

This could go into any of these Pit threads about Trump, so here it is:

I think it was Maya Angelou who wrote something to the effect “When someone shows you who he is, believe him”.

It looks like Trump is finally morphing into his post-pupal adult form, showing us who he really is:

(ETA: Looks kinda like Stephen Miller too.)

“Jim, all the salt has been drained from his body!”

No, too much hair. Stephen Miller looks like a hairless version of Joseph Goebbels. In fact, he IS a hairless version of Joseph Goebbels.

But definitely has Stephen Miller’s bleary eyes.

So, more like Gollum?

Except without the charm and opportunity for redemption.

And snazzy wardrobe.

I missed this when it happened but the DOJ has indicted a former Fox exec as an accomplice for Russian propoganda:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1479761/download

One notes that he was interviewed within two weeks of Biden taking office even though the matter was noted by the press in 2017:

The attorney who will oversee the prosecution seems to have been a protegee of Merrick Garland and is noted for taking down corrupt politicians:

This isn’t really Schadenfreude, but for lack of any other place to put it, a few Andy Borowitz articles from the New Yorker that relate to Trump. If you don’t have a subscription, there is a stingy hard limit to the number of articles you can read each month (3 or 4) so don’t waste your quota on the very short Borowitz articles – just enjoy the headlines and the brief abstracts …

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Recent headlines:

Putin Starting to Worry About His Strategy After Trump Calls Him Smart
“As Putin watched Trump call him smart, all the blood drained from his face,” a source said. “He was clearly shaken.”

Trump Suggests Putin Just Claim He Won
“All he needs to say is, ‘Frankly, we did win this invasion,’ ” the former President said.

Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump
The Russian President’s entire plan for invading Ukraine was predicated on the false assumption that the Ukrainians “would act like Trump,” one source indicated.

Trump Offers to Help Russia File for Bankruptcy
“Bankruptcy is scary the first time you do it,” Trump said. “But once you’ve done it five or six times it’s the easiest and most beautiful thing in the world.”

Poll Shows Zelensky Leading 2024 U.S. Presidential Race
A new survey shows the Ukrainian President outpacing both Republicans and Democrats in the race for the White House.