So we can add crazy invoking of God and casting out of demons (and reptillians!) to the fake cures and diagnosis? And maybe she’ll threaten all the ghosts who stabbed the Orange Idol with additional damnation if they don’t fess up to God to have the CFSG rezz’d?
This isn’t really Schadenfreude, but for lack of any other place to put it, a few Andy Borowitz articles from the New Yorker that relate to Trump. If you don’t have a subscription, there is a stingy hard limit to the number of articles you can read each month (3 or 4) so don’t waste your quota on the very short Borowitz articles – just enjoy the headlines and the brief abstracts …
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Putin Starting to Worry About His Strategy After Trump Calls Him Smart
“As Putin watched Trump call him smart, all the blood drained from his face,” a source said. “He was clearly shaken.”
Trump Suggests Putin Just Claim He Won
“All he needs to say is, ‘Frankly, we did win this invasion,’ ” the former President said.
Putin Upset to Find Ukrainians Less Obedient Than Trump
The Russian President’s entire plan for invading Ukraine was predicated on the false assumption that the Ukrainians “would act like Trump,” one source indicated.
Trump Offers to Help Russia File for Bankruptcy
“Bankruptcy is scary the first time you do it,” Trump said. “But once you’ve done it five or six times it’s the easiest and most beautiful thing in the world.”
Poll Shows Zelensky Leading 2024 U.S. Presidential Race
A new survey shows the Ukrainian President outpacing both Republicans and Democrats in the race for the White House.