I was thinking of him not even having that amount of functioning.
Listen as the electronic voice box struggles to pronounce covfefe.
Thanks, now I have covfefe in a Dalek voice bouncing around my head.
“Covfefe! Covfefe! You will be covfefed!!”
Crap, these are times when I really wish I had some artistic skills, as now I have in my head an image of a fat, badly painted bronze/orange Dalek with a dead or badly injured rodent riding on top, screaming, “MAN! WOMAN! PERSON! CAMERA! TV!”
Something like this???
https://twitter.com/dalektrump
You can never unsee this. Remember, in the sense of all the best curses, you did ask…
My guess is that Ronnie Jackson did the weight and balance calculations.
Drs. Ronny, Oz, and Bornstein teaming up would be a formidable group. Trump might just live forever.
Bornstein avoided being a part of that unholy trinity.
I’m surprised the rectal UV treatment failed him!
I’m not sure that counts as schadenfreude…
Lev Parnas to plea guilty to a conspiracy at Giuliani’s company:
A plea deal would say that he plans to implicate others, who the Feds don’t already have enough evidence against.
He’s got really big hands, you have to admire that.
(Refering to the photo in your article)
From the same article:
Parnas and associate David Correia are accused of leading people to invest over $2 million in their company, Fraud Guarantee, and then using some of the money for personal and political purposes.
Giuliani, who denies breaking the law, claims he worked for Fraud Guarantee for a salary of $500,000.
(Bolding mine)
Now that is schadenfreude!
I’ve got small hands, but if I was standing next to Trump and photographed (expect me to have a pie if that happens) I’d seem to have large hands too (by comparison).
IIRC, the reason they called their company Fraud Guarantee was that they were looking to foil web searches for things like “Lev Parnas fraud “.
That demonstrates an interesting amount of… foresight.
I thought it was because the only thing honest about them was the name.
“We’ll commit fraud, we guarantee!”
Absolutely. And we can be sure that Donald’s VP pic, JFK Jr., won’t be bothered by Donald’s status, whether it be ‘deceased’ or ‘in a vegetative state.’
It’s all good in the world of deep fakes–it’s all doable. You have to make the Inauguration virtual, but that’s easily accomplished in a world used to pandemics.
And who will actually be wielding the power for which Veggie Don and Still-Dead JFK Jr. are the figureheads? You guessed it: Rupert Murdoch and his operator Vlad (who will have faked his own death to avoid trial at The Hague, but who will still own Murdoch via a combination of kompromat and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$).
What it says on the tin. Standard practice.
I’d have thought of that first! (If you hadn’t thought of that first.)