Sure, Trump has your back. It’s to keep you in place as the bus crushes you.
Darn. I was hoping for weeks of rants about fraud and demands for election audits and conspiracy theories about bamboo-fiber ballots from China.
He’ll be fine. Pocket any and all leftover campaign funds. A gig on Faux News/QAnon/Newshit. Speaking tours with the fringe wackos. Too bad His Orangeous doesn’t like losers.
Looks like we dodged a couple of bullets in Idaho.
McGeachin and Giddings are comfortably behind
in their respective races for governor and lt. governor.
It’s a sad commentary on Idaho politics when Brad
Little is the sanest Republican running for governor.
I look at this way, any replacement for him is great.
Schadenfreude, certainly, over Cawthorne’s remarkable act of political self-immolation over the last two years. But the ultimate outcome is that his district will now be represented by someone who’ll vote just as lockstep in line with the MAGA agenda but won’t be so much of a clown about it.
I was coming to post about this. Glad to see Trump backed Nutbag McGeachin got her ass handed to her. And yes, sad that Little is the preferred candidate, but that’s where we are now.
Saddest part is that in my neck of the woods, McGeachin easily carried the county. 
I live in Dipshitville. I’m sure Ammon Bundy will be the prevailing candidate here in November.
I expected this to to be a poem just based on the formatting.
Hard to do when your own party is working hard to take you out - there would have been no support for it, thankfully.
[I]f they want to pay off people from my past and bring up old pictures or things that happened years and years ago…
Dude. You’re 26. ‘Years and years ago’ doesn’t really mean what you think it means.
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy dressed down Cawthorn. “It’s just frustrating,” McCarthy said publicly. “There’s no evidence behind his statements.”
Sure Kevin. It’s only frustrating to you when someone accuses a fellow Republican with no evidence. Lying about Democrats? You have no problem with that.
[West Side Story Song: “When you’re a Jet”]
When you’re a Trump
You’re a Trump all the way
From your first Voter Fraud
To your last COVID day
When you’re a Trump
If the coup goes awry
You’re got Proud Boys around
You’re a Family Man!
[/WSSs]
And now I have the image of Trump snapping menacingly in my head.
Can we hope maybe for a tell all book deal with the names and dates of the cocaine orgies? (please please please)
I don’t get it. What’s the use of names and dates of cocaine orgies in the past?
Well if I had that information it might help me track down whose llama ended up in my bedroom the next morning.
Maybe it was 4 years ago, when he was 22?
2 years and 2 years is “years and years” ago, just barely.
Bad news: you’re forgetting that he wasn’t invited to any.
Good news: being a Republican, that won’t stop him from writing a book in which he makes up the names, dates, and kinks.
Ah, thanks, I’d been looking everywhere for George.
Good thing you didn’t end up with one of my (now deceased) llamas in your bedroom. Name of Diablo.