Bravo!
(Note: Mad Cawthorn has his very own thread going over in P&E now.)
What’s worth remembering about the cocaine orgy story is that the reaction of the GOP to Cawthorne’s mention of them was so extreme that they must not only be happening but likely involve a lot of big party names.
I have it on good authority that Cawthorne was only invited because Roy Blunt likes to get his tree punched, IYKWIMAITYDBLFIWAAH.
‘You know what I mean…’ what?
the next bit is “and I think you do” but I got nothing after that.
Biff Loves Food In Which An Aardvark Heaved?
but let’s face it, we’re all adults here…
That post was suffering from severe acronympathy.
Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?
Ah, it’s good to be back in Hill Valley again…
Butthurt Madison Cawthorn embraces his inner Darth Vader.
As someone posted in another thread, that means he’s getting out the space lasers.
I just assumed he meant to write “genital”.
“Gentile politics”? That’s absolutely hilarious! Even when they try to be clever, the scum-o’-the-Earth still cannot keep their inner jackass from exposing their true beliefs.
Come to think of it. Their jackassery is all the way through, inner to outer.
When the end of gentile politics as we knew them collides with Gazpacho Police the misunderestimated ones always end up deplorably declaring Marshall Law. Man, woman, TV, camera, person, covfefe. Dark MAGA leads to satanic satellite lasers. Make no mistake: make popcorn.
TBF, he may not have “wrote” that, but instead spoke it into his voice to text, as many of us do these day. (I don’t on here, but for texting, I do.)
And voice to text can come up with some interesting interpretations.
I am torn between wanting to see him name names on the cocaine sex orgy thing, and not wanting mental images of Moscow Mitch et al parading around naked.
“The time for gentile politics as usual has come to an end,”
And now there will be “violins in the streets.” - E. L.