Agent Orange had to cancel one of his shitshows because he and his two oldest kids have to sit for their depositions in NY on Friday:
I hope they have the perjury paperwork already started …
Well, if ever the response “it takes one to know one” was appropriate, this was that occasion.
The booster is the metaphor.
Reading Elon Musk himself take advice in that thread from random Twitter dudes with big accounts makes me want to short everything he touches.
They’ve already pocketed the money, they have no incentive to actually hold the rally. They’ll honor the NC tickets In Minneapolis. Talk about schandenfreude.
There is a rally in Prescott Valley on Saturday. I have six tickets but they were free. I wouldn’t be able to bring myself to pay for them, such a waste of money that could be better used to pay for beer or something of value.
ETA: I now have 8 tickets.Idiots in charge keep spamming me and I keep accepting.
Grab all the tickets you can. The more empty seats the Orange Peril has to face, the better. If you collect enough of them, in the fall you can use them as kindling in the fireplace.
North Carolina and Wisconsin can be right next door if you have the right Sharpie.
You would think they would have learned their lesson after the “TikTok teens target Trump turnout in Tulsa” trouble .
Or, given their intellectual capacity, maybe not.
Now you have 8 fire starters for either a firepit, a bonfire, or a fireplace!
Toilet paper or lining the litter box.
If this is part of the “American Freedom Tour” you should scalp them.
They’ll have buses to take the supporters from NC to Wisconsin. But no buses to bring them back.
Omaha.
Butler, PA.
Now you know what makes Crappies in the lakes of Wisconsin so… Crappie.
“The fish gotta eat too…”
They didn’t learn last the last times he was here cause we did the same thing each time.
My small grass roots effort has resulted in 36 tickets so far. Most of my RL friends couldn’t get started signing up for tickets until they got off work, so I had a head start. Fuck that fucking fuck.
Such a waste of paper and ink. We are only inconveniencing a few electrons with our e-tickets.
Use Trump tickets for toilet paper? No thanks. I would not wish to so defile my ass.
Wow, I’m surprised there is a surplus of them. I’ve been there a few times it sure seems like angry old white-winger guy heaven ( amidst of ugly commercial sprawl in a backdrop of relatively flat brownery )
Well, that tracks. A lot of these are not in major metropolitan areas but in smaller cities with regional airports. The private plane fees are vastly cheaper, and it’s easier to fill smaller venues or at least easier to hide the lack of a packed crowd.
And then claim it’s not because it’s cheaper and easier but because the “real” Americans live in the hinterlands.
Fractal grifting
I laughed.
Yep. He’ll probably fly into Prescott airport and the Findley Toyota Center has a max of 6,200 seats.
I drove by there today and saw people up on the roof. Security maybe? I also saw a flag vendor in the parking lot when I went by one way but not on my return trip an hour later.