I’m pretty confident that poi is some kind of local Hawaiian joke that they play on the tourists.
“What’s the grossest thing we could con those haole to eat?”
Don’t know if this has been mentioned, but this Trump terrorist shot himself after being arrested, doing the world a favor.
Bye bye, dead asshole. Trump thanks you for your sacrifice, even though he fucking lost and you failed. Asshole.
(Just kidding, Trump didn’t thank you. He doesn’t give a shit about you.)
I can’t gloat over someone’s suicide. I can only be angry at how fucking unnecessary the whole scenario was, and how the prime instigators of the events of January 6 will never give a fuck about the man they duped into committing terrorism.
Eh, dead terrorists are funny.
This. It’s even possible his belief in taking his country back was his only sustaining sense of purpose. He was exploited. They were all exploited. And I feel bad for his wife, who will never be able to get that stain out of the basement floor.
He could have also, you know, thought for himself. “He was exploited” removes responsibility from him. He acted according to his free will.
I can never remember… are the ‘suckers’ those who serve and ‘losers’ are those who die, or is it the other way around?
Wait… it’s both:
That’s true of almost every terrorist.
Turns out that Enrique Tarrio, grand dragon of the Proud Boys, is something of an accomplished snitch.
The court transcript, which documents a hearing in 2014 where Mr. Tarrio sought to reduce his own sentence in a fraud case, shows that he helped law enforcement officers in his home state, Florida, to investigate and prosecute criminal enterprises, including an illegal gambling business, a marijuana grow lab, an operation that sold anabolic steroids and an immigrant smuggling ring.
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In July 2014, Mr. Feiler went to court to ask a federal judge to reduce Mr. Tarrio’s sentence, arguing that his client had cooperated “in a significant way” in two other federal cases, leading to the prosecution of 13 people. Mr. Feiler also noted that Mr. Tarrio had worked undercover for police departments in Miami and Hialeah, at times putting himself at risk.
“I find that the defendant has provided substantial assistance in the investigation and prosecution of other persons involved in criminal conduct,” the judge in Mr. Tarrio’s case, Joan A. Lenard, ruled.
That’s quite a record.
I suspect, though, that his fans and followers will forgive him----so long as his hatred of “libruls” and non-white people is strong enough.
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As long as they commit suicide AFTER their terrorist acts, and not as part of them.
Fortunately these guys aren’t yet THAT committed to the cause. Maybe because the Proud Boys aren’t allowed to think about the virgins they’ll enjoy in the afterlife.
This is a marvelous revelation! We know that posters can’t put mods on ignore. Now we learn that the converse is also true! We will have our revenge yet! Bwa-hahahahah!
He must be living in one of the Quantum Universes where it did occur. There must be at least one such Universe out there somewhere.
When I was working with the dolphins in Honolulu, we had a hurricane blow through one fine Thanksgiving weekend in 1982. The wind blew some power lines down. One of the wires (it was just a telephone wire, IIRC) landed in the dolphin tank. We called the emergency number to report that. This got picked up on the police scanners and got reported around that the dolphins got electrocuted.
Called it back on Jan 5
Prices at Trump’s NYC buildings have plummeted in the latest sign that his name is ‘radioactive’
“Don’t stand too close…you might catch it…”:
That’s because in the afterlife they’re going to, they will be the virgins.
Dolphins are SO smart… that they’d’ve noticed it wasn’t a power line.
If it were, one of them would’ve jumped out of the water and grabbed the wire before it hit the tank…
…then flipped the live wire over to another dolphin who’d bellyflopped out of the tank next to the candy machine… and ZAP! Free Butterfingers for all the dolphins!
Oh no, not again.
It never seems to occur to these people: Once a virgin reaches the afterlife still a virgin, they have to remain virgin for the rest of eternity!