Could easily be a hoax. Get “arrested” on live radio, take a vacation for a few weeks, while ginning up fears of the FBI “disappearing” people, then come back with some story about how you were held in an secret detention facility but managed to escape.
And then someone reveals a video of you vacationing in Cancun.
- Profit!
He’s hiking the Appalachian Trail.
I think he was just as surprised as anyone when Dick Cheney, of all people, insisted he go hunting in the middle of his pod.
I’m sure he’s OK though. Dick Cheney is a master of gun safety and nothing about the man… to me… gives me the impression he holds grudges.
Gavin is perfectly fine!

I think he was just as surprised as anyone when Dick Cheney, of all people, insisted he go hunting in the middle of his pod.
I’m sure he’s OK though. Dick Cheney is a master of gun safety and nothing about the man… to me… gives me the impression he holds grudges.
Gavin is perfectly fine! -
Dick Cheney has always seemed to me to be the straight shooter type.
Just remember to apologize to him after he shoots you.
Dick Cheney is truly heartless
But these days, I miss him. At least he was competent.
White House twitter account posts quotes from Republicans complaining about student loan forgiveness, along with details of how much loan money each one had forgiven through the Paycheck Protection Plan. GOP heads asplode.
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/biden-white-house-twitter-student-loan

White House twitter account posts quotes from Republicans complaining about student loan forgiveness, along with details of how much loan money each one had forgiven through the Paycheck Protection Plan. GOP heads asplode. -
Right Wingers Huff And Puff After White House’s Student Loan Smack Talk
As many have pointed out, NO member of Congress suffered any delay or loss of paychecks at any time, not even during the worst of the pandemic. They got every single paycheck.
So why were they granted Paycheck Protection funds in the first place?
Yeah, supposedly they were getting sweet gov’t money to support their side hustles…but why was that ever okay?
Yeah, but the real problem is he didn’t miss anyone.

And then someone reveals a video of you vacationing in Cancun.
With Ted Cruz!

With Ted Cruz!
That defeats the point of “vacation.” Nothing apart from an attack by an angry walrus mistaking him for a rival would make that trip worthwhile.
Can’t decide specifically where this goes, but at least I hope it makes Trump and others look foolish: a fake heiress wormed her way into Mar-a-lago.

So why were they granted Paycheck Protection funds in the first place?
Those shell companies don’t launder themselves, you know…

Can’t decide specifically where this goes, but at least I hope it makes Trump and others look foolish: a fake heiress wormed her way into Mar-a-lago.
It’s a good thing that that place and all of the illegally possessed classified information contained therein are secure, eh?
Trump admits that he would have lost in 2016 if not for Comey launching a fake investigation of Hillary Clinton:
I can’t hear him over the whirring of the projector*.
*stolen elsewhere.
Umm… What the hell is he trying to say? This is probably similar language that he tried to use in Executive Orders. HOPEFULLY he had an editor for those.
Holy fuck. We know, but sheessss I’m thinking a moron with dementia.